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Me and this caniac combo im about to order
the baseball gods really gave us the greatest packwatch of all time
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his vest now he takes off her dress now let it snoooow
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Wasn’t there some duo from the same team that finished 2-3 in MVP voting this season? I seem to recall that happening
Wasn’t there some duo from the same team that finished 2-3 in MVP voting this season? I seem to recall that happening
You should be able to file for disability if you eat too big of a lunch
They got rid of the panty raid SpongeBob episode
Celebrating Thanksgiving by drinking 100 beers and making peace with my enemies.
After Bin Laden was killed, a teacher told us they buried his remains at sea and another kid just nodded and said "Like Megatron"
Another week, another giveaway! Repost for a chance to win this Mitch Garver signed baseball and World Series Champions hat.
the chilis baby back ribs jingle stays ON during sex
Eric Nadel collapsing into his seat after making the call that was the culmination of a life spent bringing the Texas Rangers to life for us is perhaps the definitive moment for what we are as Rangers fans. Bless him and thank you, Levi, for bringing us this gift.
Eric Nadel collapsing into his seat after making the call that was the culmination of a life spent bringing the Texas Rangers to life for us is perhaps the definitive moment for what we are as Rangers fans. Bless him and thank you, Levi, for bringing us this gift.
PUT THEM IN KINGDOM HEARTS
PUT THEM IN KINGDOM HEARTS https://t.co/GaOz8LFkxJ
WE'RE NOT DREAMING
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The premise of "What if a (poorly) hidden private war was secretly being waged in post-war America's industrial heartland?" is so timeless and fantastic, we really took it for granted in 2007.
I’ve never seen burpees done with so much swagger
Oh hello delectable new beverage whag the hell……
she's smooth, she's delicious, and she tastes like summer 🥥 Dr Pepper Creamy Coconut is coming soon to stores near you for a limited-time 😎
rusty venture
Just another ring for the Rangers.
Me and this caniac combo im about to order
As people pointed out the "illegal invaders" were the Gonzaga basketball team.
Happening right now. Three busses just loaded up with illegal invaders at Detroit Metro. Anyone have any idea where they’re headed with their police escort? @petehoekstra
sometimes i get so angry while thinking about Overwatch 2 that i have to take this revolver out of my desk and grip it really tight for a few minutes until i calm down
this is some shit Meatwad would say right before Master Shake calls him a stain on the Earth
by the way, when potatoes invented hashbrowns they did it becuase they loved mankind and wanted us to be happy, just like jesus. potatoes is like jesus to me.
oh my god this is literally the PSD they used for the cover