authenticsponge @authenticsponge

No longer interacting with progs, sorry. Too many reports. Whataboutist. Media loather and housepet wrangler. Can probably fix your toilet. Jersey Shore Joined February 2021

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authenticsponge @authenticsponge

8 months ago

@CoolCzech1 @BrunusCutis Gators. It's always gators.

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authenticsponge @authenticsponge

5 years ago

@DiamondFanAct @EvanRobertsWFAN Nobody who watched the 4th quarter last night can say they don't hustle. I do agree that they do it selectively.

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authenticsponge @authenticsponge

5 years ago

@adammfeinberg @FellaJersey @Alsboringtweets You can't be this obtuse. If we lived in a world where the opinions of others were respected or ignored, anonymity would be unnecessary.

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authenticsponge @authenticsponge

5 years ago

@Bmac0507 He has quite a stupid following, too.

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authenticsponge @authenticsponge

5 years ago

@mschroeder_62 @NotNJ_Taxman I'm guessing no. I sure miss SPS and I bet they miss me.

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authenticsponge @authenticsponge

5 years ago

@CLJay4 @BMonzoRadio @Alsboringtweets The part of your brain that told you this was a good thing to tweet? You should pluck it out and fire it into the sun.

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authenticsponge @authenticsponge

5 years ago

@Moses0507 @InglieMatt @Alsboringtweets I doubt you know the first thing about the guy. Just that the TV told you to hate him.

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authenticsponge @authenticsponge

5 years ago

@Moses0507 @Alsboringtweets Or what?

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authenticsponge @authenticsponge

5 years ago

@Alsboringtweets x.com/spongeworthy2/…

Dennis, Actual Antifascist @spongeworthy2

7 years ago

See, guys like Ben and I just can't believe that other men have unremarkable junk.

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authenticsponge @authenticsponge

5 years ago

@madteam3 @Alsboringtweets You never listen to anyone you disagree with, do you?

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authenticsponge @authenticsponge

5 years ago

@bballdad44745 @Alsboringtweets Yeah, what's up with that? I gotta look at what I'm buying.

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authenticsponge @authenticsponge

5 years ago

@Alsboringtweets @Guido_Merkens At Shop-Rite, the self checkout scanner knows what color your produce is and gives you choices to select in that color. We live in an Age of Wonders!

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authenticsponge @authenticsponge

5 years ago

@oldfart9969 @klobas @redsteeze @JeremyDBoreing A little off-topic, no?

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authenticsponge @authenticsponge

5 years ago

@TarheelKrystle And I would pay big money for a grainy Super-8 of that, but I still wouldn't vote for her.

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authenticsponge @authenticsponge

5 years ago

@Alsboringtweets Call 911!

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authenticsponge @authenticsponge

5 years ago

@colleen_cgcharm @Realronmexico99 @JInterlandi @ashishkjha Think about what you just wrote.

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Ben McDonald @Bmac0507

5 years ago

Still probably the best correction ever

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authenticsponge @authenticsponge

5 years ago

@foster_type That's a lot of collard greens. Can't recommend finishing those.

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authenticsponge @authenticsponge

5 years ago

@seamusotoole10 @flabbyfupa @ldcdcdcdc @NikkiFried Um, because they've turned state's evidence and will testify against the Bad Orange Man? I dunno what these people think, if they think.