Andrew @avance1209
Husband | Father of 3 | Engineer by day, Harbor Freight mechanic by night | he/him | Tweets and opinions are my own as well as bad. Overland Park, KS Joined October 2011-
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If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban. If you're naked on the front porch and…
Hard surfaces, glass, and concrete are all en vogue, but I don't think anyone understands what that does for a room's acoustics.
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I’d actually call it Tortured Poetry
Something is showing up on our radar for the 2nd year in a row! And it's definitely not rain... 🧐🏈🎇
Icon. @taylorswift13 #SBLVIII
You can doubt Taylor Swift. You can dislike Taylor Swift. You can disrespect Taylor Swift. But you’re gonna have to deal with Taylor Swift.
Truckster all the way #rolex24
the streets are a little safer
the streets are a little safer https://t.co/slRJuLCpWz
Screw it here is with the sound
Screw it here is with the sound https://t.co/4ed01N56wN
this is like when the velociraptors tested the fence in jurassic park. he knows he can break containment now.
this is like when the velociraptors tested the fence in jurassic park. he knows he can break containment now.
Https don't lie.
What Mahomes got his WRs
What Mahomes got his WRs https://t.co/jP5znvNVS4
“I know you guys drop a lot of balls over there, but do not drop the catch you have up in that suite, young man.”
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Chris Jones extension Kelce extension and dating one of the biggest pop stars ever in Taylor Swift Andy Reid/Brett Veach extension Mahomes locked in until 2033 Signed Hollywood Brown and drafted the fastest receiver ever Back to back champs going for a 3-peat What a time…
WHAT ARE YOU DOING @PatrickMahomes #WWERaw
Jost: The Republican candidate for president owes half a billion in fines for bank fraud and is currently spending his days farting himself awake during a porn star hush money trial and the race is tied? The race is tied. Nothing makes sense anymore.
This point can’t be aired enough
Jost: The Republican candidate for president owes half a billion in fines for bank fraud and is currently spending his days farting himself awake during a porn star hush money trial and the race is tied? The race is tied. Nothing makes sense anymore.
how did a post about a train being stuck turn into a bunch of conservative assholes attacking my politics? IT’S A FUCKING TRAIN.
Holy shit @ColinJost 😂😂😂
Jost: We are all here tonight at nerd prom. While Matt Gaetz is at regular prom
i use New Outlook on my PC at home and the stupid “new” tag looks just like the new-mail notification at a quick glance that alone is unforgivable design
I miss version numbers (and non-web apps).
New York is the best city man a whole crowd showed up to watch a guy eat a full container of cheese balls at 3 PM 😭
imma let you finish but
New York is the best city man a whole crowd showed up to watch a guy eat a full container of cheese balls at 3 PM 😭
At what point after seeing the same people at the gym every morning are you required to start saying hello? Please say it’s 10 years
it's another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY - SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. FOXES?! -SWIPER NO SWIPING. ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.
One of her primary hobbies is shoe inspection & I am exceedingly proud.
@SpeedSportLife A GT3RS takes a refreshing drink at the watering hole, nature is so beautiful!
Little happy trees
Walked past the 6 yo’s bedroom just now and she is jamming out to “I’m a Gummy Bear” with the lights off so bedtime is going well.
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
Trump has already taken us back 160 years by overturning Roe v. Wade. He says this is about states' rights. He’s wrong. It’s about women’s rights.
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