Ariel @awkvardturtle

Music saved me * 5SOS & DON BROCO 16/4/16 * BMTH & DON BROCO 6/11/16 * 1975 13/12/16 * Olly Murs 11/3/17 * ATL & WATERPARKS 24/3/17 Joined March 2013

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Ariel @awkvardturtle

5 years ago

Co-worker: where you from? Me: Wales Him: oh so you're english Me: 👁👄👁 #Welsh #Welshproblems

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I’m so tired of seeing so many working-class people have to do go-fund me pages to get into drama school. I wonder how many working class people we lose who just can’t raise the money anymore to attend

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Anita O'Hara @nitsohara

5 years ago

Sister-in-law had her driving test today. There are three possible spots they use to test reversing round a corner, and one of them she just couldn’t master. So Stepdad Ken went and parked his car there so the examiner had to pick one of the other two. Anyway, she passed.

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James, Holder of Kitties and Devourer of Cheeses @jamesithon

5 years ago

"Protests shouldn't turn into riots" Well arrests shouldn't turn into murders

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Carla Liese @carlaliesex

5 years ago

Imagine having enough money that u can buy anything u want without thinking twice about it

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j @lieslmao

5 years ago

how do lawyers not cry when arguing

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Steven Cree @MrStevenCree

5 years ago

I just had to wipe my cat’s arse with a baby wipe.

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Kiera Rhodes @3vrythngidntsay

5 years ago

@Message24364614 "Why Would I Hide It?" By Georgia Ellis Faulks Part 2

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Kiera Rhodes @3vrythngidntsay

5 years ago

@Message24364614 "Why Would I Hide It?" By Georgia Ellis Faulks Part 1

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Chloe Palmer @clopalmer

5 years ago

I’m getting REAL fed up of people asking me what my ‘back-up’ is. Nothing. This is my job. There is no backup. Stop setting me up to fail. I literally only graduated 3 weeks ago and we’re in the middle of a pandemic. GIVE ME A FUCKING MINUTE.

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Jake Lambert @jakelambertcom

5 years ago

Usually hate Flying Ant Day but actually nice to see a planned event going ahead in 2020 tbh.

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amelia-daisy @ameIiaphair

5 years ago

central london water is lit rally bottom tier shite my palette is accustomed to that premium sheffield peaks h2o save me

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Ariel @awkvardturtle

5 years ago

When your boyfriend travels 127 miles to fucking Portsmouth or somewhere to walk 45km with some randos but won't travel 115 miles to see me, his literal girlfriend. K.