b0ngsandbesties @b0ngsandbesties
The world’s most melancholy girl 💍🐻 — Pisces☀️Aquarius🌙 Scorpio⬆️ Joined January 2021-
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We all agree there’s no way firework stands aren’t money laundering fronts, right??
I don’t like to be for a single second(!!!!) without headphones at the airport! So when AirPods are charging in the case, we put on the beats 🎧
I hate winter and I hate spring and fall is decent in the right places and summer is my soulmate
Unfortunately you can tell when a woman only hangs around men because her takes are always bad or don’t make sense and she’s always got some sort of invisible point to prove 😩😕
We don’t ever let anyone forget when men abuse women and we should always say their names and when safe and possible to do so
everyone is freaking out about how big girthmasterr is but let me remind you even he is small in comparison to the vast expansiveness of the cosmos
Pro travel tip is to always have two sets of headphones for one when pair dies 🎧🤌🏼
This time ten years ago I loved my home but hated my partner and now I’m obsessed with my partner but hate my home 🥲 Yk what I always say?? You win some, you lose most. 🥹🫶🏼
Got through TSA with ✨zero✨ identification 🤭
“the horrors persist but so do we” actually the horrors are kind of lapping me right now
I’ve been in the south all week and have to go back to hell tomorrow I’m so sad 😭😩 I miss bear and the huskies so much and want us to be back in the warmth so badly
Being loyal during a talking stage is crazy unless you’ve verbatim discussed it and come to an agreement. You got heart eye emojis next to his contact name and he’s helping a different girl put it back in when it slides out. You don’t win any prizes being loyal to men unprovoked…
here’s an idea if a politician is old enough to have held a sign in a protest for or against desegregation they should be strapped to a BINGO table and away from my business
That's exactly where he should be storing my breath mint for later
That's exactly where he should be storing my breath mint for later
Look between his balls and his ass
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We all agree there’s no way firework stands aren’t money laundering fronts, right??
And now I'm only $3 from a 2k weekend ??? Crazy
I thought this was going to be a quiet weekend but now I'm a measly $2 from a 4-figure day 😂😂 what ????
@b0ngsandbesties I can't function without headphones, I be ignoring all emergency vehicles when I got my headphones in under my bike helmet
I don’t like to be for a single second(!!!!) without headphones at the airport! So when AirPods are charging in the case, we put on the beats 🎧
restored balance by stealing from the airport today
pretending I’m rich at the airport (i’m getting dinner)
He been a freak for so long that his argument is that some laws weren’t around when he was being a freak. Wild
Diddy’s legal team motions to dismiss counts in sexual assault lawsuit, arguing that certain laws didn’t exist in 1991.
gonna have a thai tea about it if that’s alright w yall
when they bring out the cheddar biscuits at red lobster
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hot girlfriend/ugly boyfriend combinations are commonplace. the reverse is like seeing a shooting star
i snitched on one of my boyfriends friend to his girl that he was cheating. now i gotta apologize cause it wasn’t my business to tell????? iont want him to lose a friend but … im not sorry lol????
Best line of the day after being asked if I wanted to be a housewife was “no way, a girl like me can’t be domesticated.” Insane rat girl behaviour
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