throwing absolute haymakers at my enemies @b1gp00py

im losing my dang marbles over here Joined November 2021

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throwing absolute haymakers at my enemies @b1gp00py

2 years ago

"handheld" is such a stupid term "gameboy" works perfectly fine

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2 years ago

twitter kinda became the de facto "i saw it there first" among social medias but middle eastern whatsapp uncles sent me this video months ago and that's how i know this place has the yips

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2 years ago

if anyone is wondering why poland as been so dimly lit lately, the germans all moved out and no one knows how to replace the bulbs

Red Maple Politics 🍁 @maple_politics

2 years ago

if anyone is wondering why poland as been so dimly lit lately, the germans all moved out and no one knows how to replace the bulbs

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2 years ago

me: obama is NOT listening to ice spice 😂 xiandong rice farmer i play badminton with on wednesday nights: 我认为她非常美丽并且有一个美好的灵魂

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2 years ago

love how stupid and bottom-of-the-barrel this website is becoming. it's so cool everything on this website is now about nostalgia. and personally i can't stand nostalgia

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2 years ago

the best video games have minimal plot where you just go place to place and kill stuff and the best books are about an extremely racist guy who starts to feel a little bad about being so racist all the time. and the best movies are the fast and the furious movies

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2 years ago

dating is so easy. if they're thirsty get them water. if they show you a video of a cute raccoon say "we should get one as a pet" that's the easiest way to have 3 children

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2 years ago

happy birfday @purifiedrot i love u go wish her a happy bday rn!!!

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2 years ago

when i was growing up i was coming home from lebanon when the tsa thought we were terrorists and stuck us in this tiny room for 30 minutes until my uncle farted so loudly i was rolling on the floor crying laughing and they let us go

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2 years ago

i really hope tommy shepherd has a horrible life i hope he gets divorced and i hope ted does something bad too but i won't post it here

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2 years ago

Shams Charania @ShamsCharania

2 years ago

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2 years ago

hahahaha how are sami "white" but irish aren't this is so funny

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2 years ago

hahahaha how are sami "white" but irish aren't this is so funny

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2 years ago

woah

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2 years ago

alright i'll bite; who's taylor shift? sorry... taylor... swift? who is he

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2 years ago

welcome to the void

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2 years ago

white people love to say "have a good one"

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2 years ago

twitter would improve if you had to submit a pay stub before signing up. if you tweet ten times and a day and you have no job you should have your account banned. self employment doesn't count