Brett Vanderbrook @b_vanderbrook

Actor. Wine geek. Homebrewer. Old millennial: tells you to get off his lawn, but via text. brettvanderbrook.com Brooklyn, NY Joined June 2009

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NYCT Subway @NYCTSubway

2 years ago

@b_vanderbrook You'd have to get a courtesy pass from a station agent to cover the trip, Brett. ^TF

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Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker

2 years ago

If Lance Armstrong actually believed people are pretending to be trans to cheat at sports, he would have tried it already

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Brett Vanderbrook @b_vanderbrook

2 years ago

.@romanmars How inundated have you been with tweets about what a “finsta” actually is over the past few days? 😂😂😂

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Brett Vanderbrook @b_vanderbrook

3 years ago

#MAGFest2023

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Hey @MAGFest-ers! Don’t forget to come to the @UseYourWords game show panel tonight at 9pm in Panels #3! We’ve got amazing guests like the one and only @Caddicarus, @epicgamemusic, @b_vanderbrook, and more!

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Brett Vanderbrook @b_vanderbrook

3 years ago

Don’t worry guys, Limp Bizkit is going to keep Twitter Rollin, rollin, rollin.

Fred Durst @freddurst

3 years ago

Don’t worry guys, Limp Bizkit is going to keep Twitter Rollin, rollin, rollin.

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Brett Vanderbrook @b_vanderbrook

3 years ago

“Make You Feel My Love” by Adele. Originally a Dylan song. Also “Tainted Love” by Soft Cell was originally performed by Gloria Jones in the 60s but wasn’t a hit.

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Brett Vanderbrook @b_vanderbrook

3 years ago

Right now we are all like those violinists who kept playing as the Titanic sank. With like, much much lower stakes.

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NPR @NPR

3 years ago

BREAKING: Donald Trump, who tried to overthrow the results of the 2020 presidential election and inspired a deadly riot at the Capitol in a desperate attempt to keep himself in power, has filed to run for president again in 2024. n.pr/3THqnJM

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Brett Vanderbrook @b_vanderbrook

3 years ago

I’ve changed my mind. Giving anyone and everyone a blue checkmark has made Twitter better than it has been in years. Unintentionally hilarious. At least I will be cry-laughing as this platform circles the drain.

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Eugene Mirman @EugeneMirman

3 years ago

I know a lot about writing comedy, so I bought a giant, unprofitable shoe store. I fired many employees and decided to charge Stephen King $8 a month to come to my store. Things are going badly and I believe it is the fault of a left-leaning powerful clown in upstate NY.

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Hank Green @hankgreen

3 years ago

Maybe “the public square” is just kinda hard to monetize.

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Brett Vanderbrook @b_vanderbrook

3 years ago

Is there any way on this god forsaken app to only see tweets from people I follow? My feed is mostly tweets from ppl I don’t follow but the algorithm shows me because someone I follow follows them. I can’t find any way to turn this off. It’s making me want to just delete Twitter.

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ian karmel @IanKarmel

3 years ago

Do you poop or pee at work? Efficiency analysts call it “Quiet Shitting” and this millennial trend is devastating the economy.

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Brett Vanderbrook @b_vanderbrook

3 years ago

NO IT’S ACTUALLY A MYTH THAT INDIA PALE ALE GOT ITS NAME BECAUSE IT COULD WITHSTAND THE TRIP TO INDIA. IN REALITY THE REASON WAS SOMEWHAT LOST TO HISTORY, AND IT’S WHY NOWADAYS IT’S JUST SHORTENED TO IPA. MARTYN CORNELL DOES A GREAT DEEP DIVE ABOUT IT, I CAN SEND YOU A LINK.