Michael @bacon_bytes

If I had a life, I'd be living it. YYC Joined July 2011

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Michael @bacon_bytes

2 years ago

Hey @canadapostcorp and @ShopprsDrugMart I hope you know that whoever you're paying to put flyers in mailboxes is just stuffing as many as they can into as few mailboxes as possible.

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RT @CTVCalgary: A recent genome-wide study found that more than 12,000 genetic variants can account for height differences amongst people. ctvnews.ca/canada/researc… Soooo, I had 12000! chances to be tall and whiffed them all. Awesome.

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Michael @bacon_bytes

4 years ago

If you're watching the last part of #Equalizer where #Denzel's character Robert is killing everyone with the tools from his store and all you're thinking about is the amount of worker safety violation forms they're going to have to fill out later, does that make you old?

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Michael @bacon_bytes

4 years ago

If you need help, just ask.

Bell Let's Talk @Bell_LetsTalk

4 years ago

If you need help, just ask.

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Michael @bacon_bytes

5 years ago

For anyone interested in getting free crypto. polkadomain.medium.com/name-airdrop-4… $NAME

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Nic the Pixie @Nichameleon

5 years ago

Retweet if you like da booty 🙊💖 I feel a bit cheeky posting these pics on here but there's NO WAY I could preview this set on Instagram so you can have another ✨ You know where to go to get the whole set and it's for ALL supporters so no one misses out on da Harley bootayyyy

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Brent Butt @BrentButt

5 years ago

Every view counts... #BellLetsTalk

Bell Let's Talk @Bell_LetsTalk

5 years ago

Every view counts... #BellLetsTalk

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Alanah Pearce @Charalanahzard

5 years ago

who could have guessed that the free market only cares about the rich wow never saw this coming what a staggering revelation

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Downtown Calgary @downtowncalgary

5 years ago

Find the support you need, check-in with the people you ♥️ and take care of your mental health. Now more than ever, it's ok to not be ok. If you or someone you know might be struggling, visit bit.ly/3ageXrI for some things that can help #BellLetsTalk #YYC

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Michael @bacon_bytes

5 years ago

RT @KCCOCalgary: I wasn't concerned until now... 😳🐄 #kcco #chivenation #kccocalgary #yyc #calgary #alberta #canada #thechive #thechivecalgary #kcco_calgary #BellLetsTalk

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Kevin Stanfield @StanfieldTechs

5 years ago

What do Martin Short and spreadsheets have in common? For #BellLetsTalk Day, while checking in on others, don't forget to check in on you. Here's my version of Martin Short's personal "report card." I hope it helps you, friends. calgary.ctvnews.ca/legendary-come… via @CTVCalgary

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Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds

5 years ago

It’s critical to have open, honest and healthy discussions around mental health. By retweeting #BellLetsTalk you can make a difference. In case that’s not enough, before Disney bought Fox, Deadpool 3 was gonna be a road trip between Deadpool and Logan. Rashomon style. For real.

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Swishergirl @Swishergirl24

5 years ago

Fact: there has never been one necessary Facebook comment in the history of the world.

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Michael @bacon_bytes

5 years ago

Shouldn't this headline be : Brain-eating microbes starves to death in the US? Brain-eating microbe: US city warned over water supply bbc.com/news/world-us-…

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Michael @bacon_bytes

5 years ago

Americans being banned on #TikTok is like when your racist, flat Earther Uncle's family who was staying with you finally leaves. Sure, it was awesome watching the shitshow and crazy comments, but it nice being back in civilized company.

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Michael @bacon_bytes

5 years ago

I completely nailed it for my 5 year personal goals in 2015. • Eat at home more • Get more sleep • Drive less • Watch the world burn I never could've guessed the reasons. #2020dumpsterfire #BLM

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Michael @bacon_bytes

5 years ago

I think the protests should put a row of Karens at the front of their march. When the cops come, they can just ask to speak to their supervisors. They would tie up the cops for hours so the protest can continue peacefully.

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Michael @bacon_bytes

5 years ago

10-15 years from now, when kids today enter the workforce, they are all going to think every single job is sitting in front of a monitor saying "Let's get on the same page" & "Why don't we park that?"