★ RaccoonSplat ★ @baconfacezero
I vomit with my eyes open. Igloo City Joined August 2009-
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@HannahMahna he did. it was funny. i don't think anyone got hurt. terrible bit of driving.
@HannahMahna is this a joke? sounds like it might be a good-un. pray, do tell.
@HannahMahna same. always hoping it's just this one, big miscalculation.
@the_sandracula you need to say "i like your lame-ass personality", or some shit.
@HannahMahna and you just know they're gonna fuck up however many tyre changes they have to make tomorrow...
@HannahMahna im amazed people pay it, but i guess its the glamour. Hamilton 8th - more nightmares for Maclaren.
@HannahMahna is it that much for qualifying? And you only get to see the cars once a lap. Dont get it myself.
@HannahMahna yeah, just heard someone say they keep trying today until it gets dark. Imagine being there sitting in the rain all day fr nthg
@HannahMahna what happens now if it doesn't stop raining? Who starts where tomorrow?
@HannahMahna shit. Forgot all about that. 18th? He didnt even make Q2 this time? Not been his season really.
@Mrs_AlexCobain he's a totally genuine guy. Emotional stuff there. Kurt Cobain should never be forgotten.
@Rosiee_Thomas You're out camping in this weather? good luck to you! hope you don't drown!
@the_sandracula Ha ha! Good idea. I'd probably just fall over again and make an even bigger tit of myself though.
@thepunchyduck back to school with you. pictures coming up... soon as I get this pesky, annoying work I gotta do out the way.
@the_sandracula How can you fall off a bus gracefully? I need to know your secret!
@thepunchyduck merp. looks like I'll be going duck hunting at lunchtime then.
@ldzppln Bit of a waste of perfectly good booze though. Was this a morning swish or an evening swish?
the rich jones @RichJones1978
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Fight Club @fighterclup
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Christine @2loony1
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Bored @woeismyjob
182 Followers 178 Following I'm the one in the next cubicle who is nice to your face but talks smack behind your back.
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Boff Moatman @BoffMoatman
7K Followers 6K Following Former Aristocratic Womble co-habitor. where I once roamed the Commons in search of Wombles, I now live in the land of moles.
Bro-gueGod @BrogueGod
44 Followers 188 Following Hippopotamus.Nude.Uninitiated.Liberal amounts of bullshit.Pottery-head.Bigger than a bread basket.Jailhouse tats.Metrosexual. Humble. Love the word Bro. 21+4=25
40goingon90 @40goingon90
35 Followers 114 Following Single, suspender wearing lover of mundane conversations about mundane things.
IHate ThePublix @IHateThePublix
4K Followers 6K Following Things I see, hear, or witness that piss me off. This is my version of therapy, I get it out here so the rest of my life can remain positive and upbeat.
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297 Followers 556 Following I'm funny, fat and freaking awesome. I hate equally, have road rage and a morbid sense of humor. Love me or hate me. http://t.co/nX7VOJvn6e
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Kate. @xxxx_Kate
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