baemo @baemo_af
real boys have feelings :'( Joined October 2009-
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Then the crusty guy turns around and laughs at the car "the fuck do ya think yer doin?" lol Like, yes, but also, you!!
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Just saw this crusty old guy J walk the red light, then this crv jumps out halfway into the intersection before realising it's still red...
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early humans discover crying: "we must be carryimg the ocean inside of us" one whispres. "then we must be gentle with it" whispers another
Drinks of shitty tims coffee requires shitty tims food to break up the shitty tastes
To these bros, any ice they slip on was "black ice", because they didn't see it. It's just regular ice, bro.
I'm pretty sure slang terms these days are just choosing random words and assuming people will interpret a meaning. That is so flyer.
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Normalize defiance.
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Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog "NO!" and then more quietly, "We talked about this!"
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"Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable."
Every ad agency who has pitched the crying baby ad needs to understand idc how you ruined your life with a child and also please die
Me: he's cute Reads profile: "unashamed follower of Jesus" Me: my boner will never be resurrected.
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the best thing about twitter is u can tweet about being sad and nobody is like "try yoga 🙏" they're just all "I too yearn for death"
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exclusive footage of me becoming gay
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Conspiracies as a teenager: "Secret government super soldier cloning." Conspiracies as an adult: "They paid way too much for this toilet."
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I just had a spider crawl on my when I'm in bed I'm going to throw up
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