Madison Davis @bageldogging
I wanna get lost in your rock and roll. Comedian in Los Angeles, CA. facebook.com/madison5 Los Angeles, California Joined October 2011-
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MET gala paparazzi : “who are you wearing?” Me:
Someone set Griffith park on fire and I think all of California can agree on something with these arsons
That song I wish I knew what I know now when I was younger is wild. I would’ve just started to do heroin.
My new manager thanked me for my positivity and that’s when I knew I am working for clueless people.
Picking up Starbucks and some guy I kind of know from the bar says “Madison?” And I said “what do you want from me?” and walked away and it felt really powerful.
Idk why I have to know so much about Jojo Siwa but she’s pretending to have a mental breakdown while actually having one.
When I was a teenager my dad and I were fighting and I called him a dictator and then I said “minus the tator” and he stopped being mad at me.
“Do you know how much cancer is in that” That’s for me to find out and you to know.
“Woah there’s a worse person than me”- me both glad I left my apartment and sad I left my apartment
Can you imagine writing American Horror Story and then they cast Kim Kardashian and now it sounds like porn dialog? instagram.com/reel/Cxu6nFjpr…
Sometimes I get supreme gas cause I don’t feel like standing there that long
I scheduled a bunch of doctors appointments during this heat wave so I could watch TV with some tasty A/C.
“Yeah we have a lot of female bartenders here” “Me likely, what are you doing tomorrow?” Things that were said. ME NO LIKEY
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