Bermuda Triangle Deli @merrydevo

mom of 2, comedian, writer New Orleans, LA Joined February 2012

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Bermuda Triangle Deli @merrydevo

a day ago

There are two types of stay at home moms to infants. We either try to make money from phone in between feeding baby, or we get angry at phone while feeding baby.

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pisschamp @pisschamp

2 days ago

We taught this chimpanzee to understand Theo Von's politics and he hanged himself

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I know everyone wants to dunk on this like “actually this celeb is a lil kooky” but the answer is they were given other intellectual disability diagnosis and then put in nursing facilities or didnt make it to 70. “Full blown autism” means profoundly disabled not like a film maker

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3 days ago

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Jordan @j0rdan_marshall

3 days ago

It amazes me that her gender is the reoccurring talking point and not that she met her husband when he was 15 and she was 39.

Leading Report @LeadingReport

4 days ago

It amazes me that her gender is the reoccurring talking point and not that she met her husband when he was 15 and she was 39.

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Francesca Albanese, UN Special Rapporteur oPt @FranceskAlbs

a month ago

Calling every Palestinian in Gaza “Hamas” has normalized every killing, rape, torture and act of destruction. Forgive us, Marwa, Motaz, Montaser,& the dozens of thousands already lost -along with the millions still trapped in this genocide- for being so late, slow, and complicit.

Mosab Abu Toha @MosabAbuToha

a month ago

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Bermuda Triangle Deli @merrydevo

3 days ago

This sincerely reminds me of when someone told me that you could lose weight if you smoked weed and didn’t eat after bc the munchies meant that your metabolism was working really fast

Dr. Ben Tapper @DrBenTapper1

3 days ago

This sincerely reminds me of when someone told me that you could lose weight if you smoked weed and didn’t eat after bc the munchies meant that your metabolism was working really fast

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Bermuda Triangle Deli @merrydevo

3 days ago

I think she may be a case of insane/stupid person that doesn’t really understand even where she herself exists politically

america's sin-free lounge singer @KrangTNelson

3 days ago

I think she may be a case of insane/stupid person that doesn’t really understand even where she herself exists politically

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7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000

4 days ago

Pee Pee and Poo Poo reunited at Toilet

Pop Base @PopBase

4 days ago

Pee Pee and Poo Poo reunited at Toilet

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Liv @Liv_Agar

3 days ago

How it feels telling the group chat I don’t want to eat at the restaurant they planned because I don’t like the texture of the food they serve

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Bermuda Triangle Deli @merrydevo

3 days ago

If the rapture does happen tomorrow it’ll be the closest thing we’ll get to a nationwide nurse strike

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Bermuda Triangle Deli @merrydevo

4 days ago

I used to feel this way and now my son knows how to take pictures on my phone and he humbles me every day

sam @uglyblender

4 days ago

I used to feel this way and now my son knows how to take pictures on my phone and he humbles me every day https://t.co/FFCrioDxIz

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Bermuda Triangle Deli @merrydevo

5 days ago

Most annoying opinions: “the differences between girls and boys are all based on how parents raise them.” “Boys are easier.” The truth is that boys are USUALLY chaotic and girls are USUALLY more inclined to sit and do activities or be calm. But every child is an individual

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Bermuda Triangle Deli @merrydevo

5 days ago

They keep getting more and more wearable looking to the point that I may buy some soon but Rothy’s was like “let’s make leggings into shoe shapes and tell computer job women they can put them in the washing machine” and it worked soooo well

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Bermuda Triangle Deli @merrydevo

5 days ago

Dont understand the idea that dems should embrace anti abortion candidates and move further rightward. Let the anti abortion people that aren’t total Nazis move left. Force the one-issue voter Catholics to cause a rift with republicans! Why sacrifice something so foundational?

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Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah

7 days ago

I do not care about the opinions of anyone who thinks it's wrong to disparage a bad dead person but not wrong to put kids in cages and rip families apart, discriminate and murder people from different gender identities or races or religions, or to enable genocide

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Bermuda Triangle Deli @merrydevo

6 days ago

My favorite part of being alive? My amendments.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar

7 days ago

My favorite part of being alive? My amendments.

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Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4

a week ago

I have never had less sympathy for the people “just following orders” than I do now. Seeing this happen in real time has made it so clear how easily everyone else could have just said “Um no mr Hitler I’m not gonna do that”