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CrickHIT for Six in today's #Cricket #GoogleDoodle! 🏏 Score: 63 g.co/doodle/hqk7m3
From the flip phone to Marvel bankruptcy, look back at the pop culture changes of 1996 #AV96 avc.lu/2bf45iG
Twin study raises doubts about the relevance of "grit" to children's school performance: digest.bps.org.uk/2016/02/twin-s…
how many people want to kill themselves when they get to the Civil War camp part of Good the Bad and the Ugly? or the prison camp singing?
Just wait until you see what happens to the OTHER 999 points of light.
New followers: welcome but please don't assume a follow will bump you on the waitlist. All applicants must submit 3 to 7 years before birth.
The 7 Most Shocking Plot Twists Of All Time clickhole.com/r/1229tsd
.@reedfrich @carr2n "For all their bluster and outward crustiness, newspaper people can be delicate flowers" Ain't that the sad truth?
Hey, Kevin McCarthy, the offer stands. I'm willing to trade @LOLGOP for @GOPLeader.
Grad school is the snooze bar on the alarm clock of life. MT @GradElitism: “Grad school's a parked taxi w/the meter running." #gradschoolis
Inside the machine that separates your recyclables pops.ci/19Lqf1q
I'm pretty sure you haven't lived until you shovel your driveway in a long-sleeved t-shirt & jammy pants. #bucketlist
#funemployment! RT @kittywhumpus: My first professional act during #unemployment: a photo shoot with two drag queen friends! No pay, just pr
How have actual immigration reporters like @elisefoley not come down with a serious case of head-explosion today?
100K doesnt buy bupkiss in this town RT @susannyc @real_kaplan in theory but this guy is very high ranking and prob makes over 100k
Lakendra Trovinger @LTrovinger13260
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Alaina Tinner @AlainaTinn94709
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Jen Zalazar @ZalazJen
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Rosie Dates @rosi_dat
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Holley Ayudan @HAyudan23565
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Emily @emily_ray81
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Bears Fan in Hell @bearsfaninhell
536 Followers 581 Following Sabotage, Subversion and Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap in the name of #dabears behind enemy lines in Wisconsin. SPQR.
The Snarky Grad Stude.. @GradSnarky
264 Followers 1K Following Snarky is what I do best, but awkward is pretty close. Catch me in the Shakespeare section. | Ph.D from WebMD
Depressed Adjunct @DepressedAdjun1
1K Followers 1K Following Overworked, underwhelmed, and poorly paid.
No Tenure No Peace @lookatthescore
2K Followers 142 Following Writing prof. Used to do other stuff. Too bad there's not a syllabus for life. TT after starting as an adjunct. Here to amuse and report the ridiculous.
Bad Science @baaaadscience
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Joanne Bella @joanne_lil209
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Sandra R. Schneider @nhuthuy404
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Rep. Jack Kimble (Pre.. @RepJackKimble
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Failed Academic @FailedAcademic1
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Seibalamine @ciiba14
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Snarky Prof. ABC @SnarkyProfABC
85 Followers 249 Following I'm snarky. Tweets reflect my deep thoughts and sarcasm.
Byron Olson @BuckmanOlson
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ShitBitchesLove @ShitBetchesLove
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kittywhumpus @kittywhumpus
651 Followers 1K Following I vote. I knit. I write. I disbelieve in gods. I mother. I wife. Not necessarily every day, and not necessarily in that order.
Grey Grayson MBA,CPA @borntobeneutral
29 Followers 60 Following • Ex-Sr Sales Director & Int'l Portfolio Mgr • Unsolicited financial advice avail. • Divorced, 2 kids • Notary services, public speaking avail. • Cheap masks
𝕱𝖗𝖔𝖒 𝕿.. @FromTheLatin
451 Followers 444 Following An etymology microblog that explores the common roots of English words.
Overheard in the News.. @OHnewsroom
106K Followers 31K Following @OHnewsroom delivers the best overheard comments in the newsroom 🕯 Election Night candle available at link
Carrie Lindeman @CarrieLindeman
99 Followers 203 Following Married to my 8th grade crush; raising three boys (one is four-legged); PR/marketing freelancer; runner; sewer; Shocker fan; stay-at-home-mom in my spare time
thislifeaboutthislif @vanlande
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shayna cook @pigpen3
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Kimmie @Kim3178
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Jose Pagliery @Jose_Pagliery
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Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer
98K Followers 5K Following Strategist. Michigan. Erstwhile GOPer. Senior Advisor @ProjectLincoln Co-Host A Republic, If You Can Keep It. Grieving dad. Skilled in smartassery.
Robert Schmitz @robertkschmitz
21K Followers 1K Following Editor in Chief at @DaBearsBlog, "film guy". Learning a little more every day. Husband. Christ is Lord. Email me at: Robert Kennen Schmitz at gmail dot com
Alexis Jade @Msalexisjade
2K Followers 59 Following Actor | Avril Lavigne wanna be | Shecago Bears Podcast | Business Inquiries: [email protected]
George Conway @gtconway3d
2.3M Followers 2K Following Contributor, @TheAtlantic. Board President, @chkbal. gtconway3 on https://t.co/0XKwJFGwNu.
victoria zeller (ONE .. @dirtbagqueer
10K Followers 539 Following debut novel: ONE OF THE BOYS (summer ‘25, LQ) // rep: @thejordache // football twitter’s 83rd most popular transsexual // she/her 🇵🇸
one minute hacks @oneminutehacks
17K Followers 1 Following One Minute Hacks is the place to get updated on everything that’s on the internet. We talk about celebs, lifehacks, funny stories, sports events, and more!
Ray Ratto @RattoIndy
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Today Years Old @todayyearsoldig
1.0M Followers 119 Following Your source for the latest trends, discoveries, and most shocking truths & little-known facts about the world. 🚀 DM us your findings!
Behavior Genetics Ass.. @BehaviorGenetic
2K Followers 368 Following International society supporting education and research on complex relationships between genes and environments.
No Context Wallace an.. @OOCWalaceGromit
20K Followers 17 Following A cracking account dedicated to posting out of context Wallace and Gromit clips. (Wendslydale cheese not included) | Run by @hell_inspector.
Keira @Keira_Havens
3K Followers 3K Following Pro wonder, creativity, skepticism, & science. Words matter. Tweets are my own.
CriminalSimpsons @Criminalsimpson
100K Followers 97 Following The gangsta who’s dissin' your flygirl
Fesshole 🧻 @fesshole
1.1M Followers 599 Following Confess your sins anonymously - will the internet absolve you? 👖 Sponsored by @hebtroco - buy their lovely trousers 🩳 Buy *NEW* book https://t.co/opfREXuSjI
Kalyn Kahler @kalynkahler
14K Followers 3K Following senior NFL writer @theathletic | formerly of @defectormedia, @theMMQB, @sinow | spunky | "exaggerated nothingness" | send tips to [email protected]
Drunk Ryan Poles @DrunkRyanPoles
18K Followers 16K Following Not the GM of the #ChicagoBears | *Ryan Poles Parody account* |🐻⬇️ I tweet about the #NFL #DaBears #ChicagoSports #Cubs #Sox |#BearsTwitter | @SportsBettingML
Rebecca Sear @RebeccaSear
13K Followers 6K Following Demographer, anthropologist, human behavioural ecologist, LSHTM. President of the European Human Behaviour & Evolution Association
Bears Fan in Hell @bearsfaninhell
536 Followers 581 Following Sabotage, Subversion and Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap in the name of #dabears behind enemy lines in Wisconsin. SPQR.
Chef Reactions @ChefReactions
329K Followers 582 Following Extra Salty | Side of Sarcasm *BS allergy* that annoying, monotone chef from TikTok
Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman
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All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwiki
883K Followers 4K Following Hello I am @anniierau Please take away my blue check! I did not ask for it!
🏳️⚧️Graph.. @GraphCrimes
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ShitPosts Hall of Fam.. @ShitpostsHOF
37K Followers 6 Following the best shitposts the internet has seen
The Secret Files 🥩 @MaxREDMEAT
1K Followers 1K Following Author, RED MEAT 🥩 Wash hands thoroughly after use. [email protected]
Hugh Hewitt @hughhewitt
206K Followers 2K Following Syndicated Radio Host 6-9 AM EST on Salem Media and network affiliates nationwide. Washington Post contributing columnist. Browns/Tribe/Cavs/Buckeyes
Bears Communications @BearsPR
50K Followers 183 Following The Official Twitter account of the Chicago Bears Communications department.
I-O Psych Memes @iopsychmemes
5K Followers 71 Following “Surprisingly topical” memes about the best field ever: industrial-organizational psychology! [email protected] Unofficially run by San Diego State I-O
Kevin Fishbain @kfishbain
52K Followers 877 Following Chicago Bears beat writer @TheAthleticNFL. Northwestern grad. #GoCats
Mpls Lakers Bball @mplslakersbball
447 Followers 869 Following Mpls Lakers Youth Traveling Basketball Program - 501 (c) (3) non-profit for boys & girls who go to school in Minneapolis, MN #MplsLakers #MplsLakersBasketball
Maggie Haberman @maggieNYT
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AskAubry 🦝 @ask_aubry
357K Followers 18K Following Curator of Nice Guys™, WTFs, & Trash Takes Submission? DM DMs are subject to the public Buy me a coffee? https://t.co/aMjLdCHVd4 Follow≠endorse Entire TM=TW
Aaron Leming @AaronLemingNFL
38K Followers 1K Following Write #Bears words & stuff for 247 Sports (@BearReport) & SB Nation (@WCGridiron). Dog Rescuer/Animal Lover. (Link below for current fosters)
Adam Jahns @adamjahns
67K Followers 1K Following Family Man. Senior writer for @TheAthleticChi, covering the Bears. Hoge & Jahns Podcast. Check out my book on the Bears: https://t.co/h1sOvSgpnG
PFF CHI Bears @PFF_Bears
30K Followers 181 Following #Bears grades, statistics and analysis from PFF | @PFF -- Contact: [email protected]
DaBearsBlog @dabearsblog
50K Followers 295 Following DBB is owned and published by Jeff Hughes, the film historian who operates this handle. Our site’s editor-in-chief is Robert K. Schmitz.
UOP Center for Teachi.. @CTL_STK_UOP
26 Followers 28 Following To build a culture of inclusive excellence in teaching, the CTL promotes learner-centered, evidence-informed practices that foster justice-minded communities.
COURIER @CourierNewsroom
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Wonder of Science @wonderofscience
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The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars
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Best Of Minnesota @BestPixMN
124K Followers 891 Following Tweeting great pictures from all over Minnesota. All pictures are property of their rightful owners. [email protected]
evo psych googling @evopsychgoogle
21K Followers 186 Following evolutionary psychologist. Elsevier board member. eugenics policy advisor. author of 'kiDNApped: is your child's genetics attracting crime?'
Mark Hertling @MarkHertling
481K Followers 205 Following Retired soldier. Loves family, dedicated to nation. Student of leadership, nat’l security & healthcare. Cardinals fan.
LandOfThe80s @landofthe80s
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Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63
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Spend your Sunday with some #NFLDraft talk. - What direction should the #Bears go with the 9th pick? - Which DE fits their scheme best? - Will they trade down? Former Bears Director of Player Personnel Josh Lucas weighs in. @fox32news @foxkickoff fox32chicago.com/video/1440626
Insane accuracy of how that pole was lowered x.com/xudong1966/sta…
@AJDelgado13 The more plausible answer is that Mar a Lago is valued at more than a billion dollars if you include the trove of classified documents and marketable value to foreign states.
**Trigger Warning for atheists** The reason that God allows suffering is that God, being perfect, will only create a world that contains the greatest goods. The greatest goods are love-manifesting virtues like courage, forgiveness, and sacrifice. But notice: these goods cannot…
.@RonDeSantis, #1: slavery was not CTE! Nothing about that 400 years of evil was a “net benefit” to my ancestors. #2: there are only five black Republicans in Congress and you’re attacking two of them. My brother in Christ… 🤦🏾♂️ if you find yourself in a deep hole put the shovel…
1/2 First it was Rep @ByronDonalds. Then came Sen. @votetimscott Both Black Republicans criticized @RonDeSantis for Florida’s “personal benefit” language on slavery And he has the same response: they’re doing the bidding of Vice President @KamalaHarris themessenger.com/politics/ron-d…
@AnnaBower @BaddCompani What a great article!
Richard Yewtree is back and it's very interesting to see what @robdelaney thinks the blue in the British Flag means... #LateNightLycett (@joelycett)
It's hilarious watching NRO writers try to figure out why conservatives didn't run ads in Wisconsin touting their position on abortion the way the pro-choice candidate did. Three guesses and the first two don't count!
@mswtweet @charlierybak I get that. I’ve lived in the twin cities most of my life. While we are progressive in many ways and have a diverse population, I find we are segregated. And, although we are “nice” we are not necessarily friendly.
Brian Omogrosso reportedly has memorized the songs from every Disney movie ever made. #WhiteSox
Wow, um, yeah... Kudos to whomever made this, as well as to each and everyone of my students this semester.
If your university doesn’t have an I-O psychologist in the psych department, check in the business school. Some get hired there, and compared to psych professors, they make bank. #iopsych #iopsychmemes #psychology #psychologymemes #psychmemes #APpsych (tx @dr_lbarber)
Middle Earth dude as I'm picking up Alé from day care: "Sorry, a piano fell on him today"
Signs of impending 40hood: just called 'sir' 2x in the span of 2 min by ppl older than me. Rats.
3-yr old neighbor kid, when asked how it was possible that he could always be so hungry: (raises hand and points finger up): "Tapeworm!"
These [balloons] blow up into funny shapes and all? Well no… unless round is funny.
3 hours into the trip & miss them already. Dammit! Who thought a weeklong trip was a good idea? Have them removed.
Sleeping's for punks; standing up in the crib is where it's at, baby
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