Bess Romano @bessromano
Omaha, NE Joined May 2009-
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Divorce her again, Larry David.
Divorce her again, Larry David.
Don’t miss your chance to take a class with Rich Sohn…THIS Saturday.
Don’t miss your chance to take a class with Rich Sohn…THIS Saturday.
I thought my kid was doing good with potty training...and then he came home from school today without his shoes and socks...
"And then Comey testified and nothing really changed." - me, to my future grandchild who won't exist because my son doesn't speak Russian
Hey @MeanStreetsOMA Why do the streets of Omaha currently smell like horse manure? I feel like there's a logical explanation.
Considering getting a dog so I can dress him up for Halloween..which leads me to my next question, does anyone want to adopt a dog on Nov 1?
Totes saw Darth Vader at a brain aneurism awareness run/walk. Kinda cool that he donated his time this morning - maybe not a bad dude?
Strength is still having Girl Scout Cookies in your kitchen cabinet. (Do-si-dos...even my kid won't eat em)
Nebraska experienced an earthquake this morning! Sadly my prayers went unanswered and the ground did not swallow the football stadium whole.
Paul Simon?! Pfft. I vote for Antonio Sabato Jr to perform "Bridge Over Troubled Water" tonight. #DemsInPhilly
Shout out to my husband for his unwavering love and support...and for never wearing a tank top in public. #strangers #armpithair #gross
I'm losing my edge. The woman at Costco barely checked my receipt. As if it's SO inconceivable that I could steal a 20lb box of Hot Pockets.
Anyone know the residual effects of watching Saving Private Ryan in front of 19 mo old?
Not a fan of @thebump app redesign! Bring back the Carley pregnancy by week videos! #Coachella2016
I enjoy scaring young girls by shopping at Forever 21 while being six months pregnant.
It would be so cool to be in a Dublin pub right now and drinking a green Miller Lite.
I love looking at nursery ideas on Pinterest! And then imagining what kind of asshole names their kid "Beckham"
What do you say when a Trader Joe's cashier tells you your baby is the spitting image of Martin Short?
Yawn. Come find me when there's an all female cast remake of The Godfather.
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Brooke Breit @brookebreit
6K Followers 1K Following creative director @jackboxgames (directed Job Job, Roomerang, Dodo Re Mi) - second city etc alum and other comedy stuff- flower on @MagicTavern
ᴛʜᴇᴀ ʟᴜx @thealux
2K Followers 1K Following Say it: Tay-uh Lucks. Actor. Writer. Film. Comedy. New short film DONOR in festivals 2024.
Marla Cáceres @MarlaCaceres
3K Followers 1K Following **find me on the other socials, I’m outta here** comedy, writing @TheSecondCity formerly @OnionLabs facilitation @findnova @SecondCityWorks
John Sabine @jsabine214
6K Followers 3K Following Formerly Bulls Outsiders on @NBCSChicago and Second City TourCo - currently Performs w/ The Late 90s & @improvshakesco - talks for Brands
Ben Seeder @BenSeeder
1K Followers 1K Following 🎞We Bought A Zoo🧪AP Bio🙏🏻Miracle Workers🌙Late Late Show👔Corporate 🍰Cake 🐷Piggy (@hbomax) 🏆Trophy Wife🎭iO Chicago 🌮Del Taco retired spokesman
Jeffrey Murdoch @jmurdoink
2K Followers 969 Following Second City Mainstage Alum - Current Child Star - Future Friend
Sarah 🏳️🌈 @hellosarahmaher
2K Followers 446 Following tarot. house healing. crystals. intersectional feminism. too many retweets.
Zach Thompson ™️ @PocketThunder
1K Followers 866 Following Brother of a dude that's running wild across the Chicagoland area & surrounding suburbs. @MST3K @improvshakesco @ComedySportzCHI
Lindsay Williams @ChicagoLdubs
673 Followers 836 Following Comedian, photographer, runner, TV watcher, cheeseburger lover. Chicago. She/Her.
Maria Randazzo @MariaRandazzo
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Nick Rees @fakenickrees
435 Followers 246 Following I've got a steel plated stomach and a steam engine heart. I used to do comedy on the road but now I'm just sad all the time. Completely un-enthralling.
Katie Rich @katiemaryrich
21K Followers 1K Following nude hose and gym shoes gal on the go trying to have a lil fun before the water wars @genelafunk on 📸
Teetewez @Teetewezn4kFlM
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JamieSpenser @uttQ0t5xGpd6Y
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winnie @MariaBarel12164
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Ah Hao @jwGs3263BaLb6t
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StarSpangledSnark @snark_star3022
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Deteshays @deteshays28340
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Seasyez @seasyez55750
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Shouthoos @shouthoos87913
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Ellen_SDF @EllenSdf21615
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_TwirlGrace @twirlgrace95580
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Lyshot @Lyshot255711
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Smeysleth @smeysleth76525
154 Followers 4K Following
Feate @Feate153396
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Deneighs @deneighs27438
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TheRealJPG (formerly .. @jpgforreal
51 Followers 122 Following A new account just for lurking and keeping in touch as the sun sets on Twitter. I might break silence to tweet jokes, but they'll self-destruct. blue check
Avery Lee @averyllee
1K Followers 2K Following writer / actor / asian person @WGAEast GAG @ucbtla @grossmanandjack former exec dir @stirfridaynight before times: @thesecondcity @iochicago
Wisecrackin @wisecrackin
336 Followers 503 Following Comedians are pitted head to head in a challenge to come up with the best punchline to a set up they have never seen. YOU (the audience) can vote live Fri 8p CS
kaymo @Kara_Moore_
172 Followers 379 Following Pacific North West comedian. Bad knees, good butt, great eyebrows. She/her @kickstandcomedy
Toddler Al Swearengen @ToddlerAlSwears
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Fred J Smith @FredJSmith3
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David Osemudiamen @belovedtreasur1
106 Followers 913 Following An Industrialist and an exporter of Agricultural produce, such as Ginger, Honey, Cassava and the likes.
Bird Poop @birdpoopbook
87 Followers 575 Following The home of “Someday a Bird Will Poop on You”: A Life Lesson, Little, Brown & Co. Some tweets are literal.
JabuGestaa @JabuGestaa
17 Followers 171 Following
Mega the Podcast @megathepodcast
2K Followers 3K Following A comedy podcast from a fictional mega church. Find us elsewhere, since this site is hell on Earth. IG, Tik Tok etc.,
Phạm Văn Dương @PhmVnDn67343080
24 Followers 172 Following
Lori McClain @Lori_McClain11
2K Followers 5K Following Somewhat Introverted Thespian +VO Actor+Singer+Improviser. Potty-Mouth || Red Wine Enthusiast 🍷 || SAG-AFTRA.AEA.SHE/HER. #INFJ #BLM 🌈
Crypto Nik @NCryptonic
87 Followers 281 Following
Liz Reuss @liz_reuss
802 Followers 827 Following Writer and Comedian. Words @mcsweeneys and @The_Belladonnas | Former touring member @thesecondcity | Lover of most things pizza.
DrDreMacDaddy @DrDreMacDaddy
78 Followers 998 Following
The Fluke! @FlukeLakeFluke
17 Followers 272 Following The official twitter of The Fluke, official news channel for Southern Northwestern Central Wyoming! This account is administered by an intern.
Neffinski Arts @neffinskiarts
243 Followers 2K Following Katie Neff and Steve Kaminski are Neffinski arts. Your home of hilarious comedy and homemade goodness.
Jennifer Francis @thejenfrancis
805 Followers 3K Following Comedienne, Improviserenne, Enne Margaret.
Mespo @MespoUK
2K Followers 4K Following It's not a competition, but if it was - we'd probably come first. We constantly monitor your finances and show you ways to save, then do the legwork for you too
MOMMY @MOMMY_Comedy
394 Followers 3K Following MOMMY is a comedy duo based out of Chicago, IL featuring Greg Yates and Michael Aviles @avilesmike.
Mega Trump @trump_mega
8 Followers 274 Following I am an incredible businessman. I have had tremendous success. I am going to make Cybertron great again
Margo Page @MargoPageArt
2K Followers 3K Following • ⋙• I wanna paint all over your mind •⋘ • • • • ⋘• ⋊ • • ⋖•• • ••• • ⋗ • • ⋊ •⋙ • • •
Todd W. Edwards @toddwedwards
404 Followers 410 Following Roots in the #RVA. Wings in Chicago. Alighted in SoCal. Scared of failure, motivated by the need to please. No need to say no.
Tim Baltz @tim_baltz
19K Followers 1K Following Joliet, IL public school | Righteous Gemstones @hbo Shrink @peacock | Hey Randy @comedybangbang | SC/iOChicago | 🇺🇸🇫🇷 | IG @tim.baltz
An Actor @uhyeahimanactor
915 Followers 1K Following I am an actor in New York and I love LA too. Looking forward to being famous.
Brooke Breit @brookebreit
6K Followers 1K Following creative director @jackboxgames (directed Job Job, Roomerang, Dodo Re Mi) - second city etc alum and other comedy stuff- flower on @MagicTavern
Emma Pope @emmerpope
10K Followers 805 Following follow me on IG/Tiktok @emmerpope ! she/her (Bernie meme @melvinkaminsky on ig)
ᴛʜᴇᴀ ʟᴜx @thealux
2K Followers 1K Following Say it: Tay-uh Lucks. Actor. Writer. Film. Comedy. New short film DONOR in festivals 2024.
Tim Sniffen @MisterSniffen
9K Followers 5K Following director for @jackboxgames | scrnwriting Work In Progress @Showtime | writing @newyorkerhumor | vo @MagicTavern | member @WGAEast | 🏳️🌈🤘
Asher Perlman @asherperlman
28K Followers 2K Following Writer at The Late Show ⚔️ Cartoonist at The New Yorker ⚔️ Performer at wherever tickets are sold
Marla Cáceres @MarlaCaceres
3K Followers 1K Following **find me on the other socials, I’m outta here** comedy, writing @TheSecondCity formerly @OnionLabs facilitation @findnova @SecondCityWorks
Dan White @atdanwhite
155K Followers 2K Following comedy writer | reps: Framework Entertainment | I perform weekly on @improvisdead
Julie Marchiano @juliemarchiano
2K Followers 955 Following Barry. Progressive. UCB. The Second City. A very picky eater. she/her(s)
John Sabine @jsabine214
6K Followers 3K Following Formerly Bulls Outsiders on @NBCSChicago and Second City TourCo - currently Performs w/ The Late 90s & @improvshakesco - talks for Brands
Lily Sullivan @LilyYily
27K Followers 1K Following HR Ghost Margo "Spirited"/ "This Book Changed My Life" CBBWorld/“Going Deep" Stitcher / "I Think You Should Leave" Nachos Lady / KJ "The Righteous Gemstones"
Kevin Sciretta @kevinsciretta
2K Followers 850 Following Writer for @mst3k Dripfang on @MagicTavern Performer @improvshakeschi https://t.co/Y6x1RJSd6V Voice Actor. Ghost Ship.
ross kimball @therosskimball
4K Followers 993 Following Jury Duty and other things. tall people shouldn’t have to pay for exit rows on planes
Ryan Asher @Reen_Machine
5K Followers 738 Following 90 DAY FIANCÉ TELL ALL LIVE SHOW PARODY VIDEO LINK BELOW
Ben Seeder @BenSeeder
1K Followers 1K Following 🎞We Bought A Zoo🧪AP Bio🙏🏻Miracle Workers🌙Late Late Show👔Corporate 🍰Cake 🐷Piggy (@hbomax) 🏆Trophy Wife🎭iO Chicago 🌮Del Taco retired spokesman
Jeffrey Murdoch @jmurdoink
2K Followers 969 Following Second City Mainstage Alum - Current Child Star - Future Friend
Sarah 🏳️🌈 @hellosarahmaher
2K Followers 446 Following tarot. house healing. crystals. intersectional feminism. too many retweets.
Historic Vids @historyinmemes
5.3M Followers 211 Following Daily history lessons. Education through memes!
Michael Caine @themichaelcaine
786K Followers 75 Following
MemorialLittleLeague @MemorialLLOmaha
474 Followers 17 Following #MemorialLL2022! We are the 2015 Nebraska State @LittleLeague Champions! #MLLIndy2015 #RoadToWilliamsport
PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl
636K Followers 1K Following Believer in truth, facts & the American experiment. Paying for the check so I can post videos. Follow me elsewhere!
Seeing Red Nebraska @SeeingRedNE
6K Followers 661 Following Seeing Red delivers commentary on Nebraska politics from the left.
Victor Shi @Victorshi2020
289K Followers 877 Following Now—Youth Engagement Coordinator @JoeBiden. Fmr—@iGenPolitics_; @VotersTomorrow; @UCLA 2024; @WhiteHouse, @DNC, @CAPAction, @Precisionstrat, @SKDK. Views my own
The Ad Professor @The_AdProfessor
152K Followers 156 Following Built ad campaigns for multiple billion-dollar companies. Spending over $50K per month on ads and need help? Let's work together here: https://t.co/1NdyfF4HyV
Ben Bowman @BowmanInc
1K Followers 1K Following Content Director for @TheStreamable. Formerly @Softonic, @Curiositydotcom, @redeyechicago, and @nbcchicago
Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @RexChapman
1.2M Followers 32K Following It’s Hard For Me to Live With Me is available now - for business please contact [email protected] - for media requests: [email protected]
ADWEAK @adweak
103K Followers 0 Following Want us to help promote your brand, new campaign, or whatever? Let's do it. email paul @ https://t.co/4VoxIeIIGJ
derek guy @dieworkwear
857K Followers 963 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
Block Club Chicago @BlockClubCHI
222K Followers 1K Following Reader-supported nonprofit newsroom delivering essential coverage of Chicago’s neighborhoods.
Steve Kornacki @SteveKornacki
684K Followers 795 Following National Political Correspondent for NBC News and MSNBC. My podcast, The Revolution, is available...wherever you get your podcasts. Instagram: steve01450
NWS Omaha @NWSOmaha
74K Followers 310 Following Official Twitter account for the National Weather Service in Omaha/Valley Nebraska. Details: https://t.co/icD1uXP0pI
La Buvette @labuvetteomaha
651 Followers 60 Following Official Twitter of thee restaurant/wine bar (and grocery) in Omaha’s historic Old Market 🥂 Nooo reservations
ROBERT SMITH @RobertSmith
261K Followers 541 Following FOUNDING MEMBER OF / SONG WRITER SINGER GUITARIST IN / @THECURE
ONElapse @timelapseomaha
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operformingarts @OPerformingArts
7K Followers 834 Following Omaha Performing Arts presents the best of performing arts at the Holland Center, Orpheum Theater & Steelhouse in 2023 | IG/TikTok: @OPerformingArts
Awful Taste But Great.. @AwfulButGreat
30K Followers 25 Following I will post once a day with poll•turn on notifications•DMs open•
Nebraska Democratic P.. @NebraskaDems
12K Followers 2K Following It is always a good time to register to vote https://t.co/dZ2Rl22Tn6. Our Chair is Jane Kleeb. Over 900 Dems are elected across our state. https://t.co/4cxIyQ509A
Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse
136K Followers 3K Following •America’s Stepdad•@jortscenterpod•alt @wapplehouse•
Rick Steves @RickSteves
190K Followers 114 Following Guidebook author, TV & radio host, business owner, Lutheran, and NORML Board Member. Fanatically positive and militantly optimistic.
Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy
205K Followers 1K Following ancient reptile. stern but fair. | Omar on Platonic | Apple TV+
Mark Cuban @mcuban
8.8M Followers 2K Following Dunking on the pharma industry with @costplusdrugs.com, the lowest prices on meds anywhere. check it out !
Jake (the 80s & 90s n.. @JakeRudh
58K Followers 671 Following Gen X DJ at @TheCurrent, @FirstAvenue, @SlicingEyeballs & @80sintheSand | Daily ‘70s, ‘80s & ‘90s music posts. Weekly gigs at https://t.co/ouPS3Pb8SQ.
Claudia Conway @claudiamconwayy
517K Followers 72 Following 19. Protect reproductive rights and bodily autonomy for all. 💌 [email protected]
Today Years Old @todayyearsoldig
1.0M Followers 119 Following Your source for the latest trends, discoveries, and most shocking truths & little-known facts about the world. 🚀 DM us your findings!
Linda Yaccarino @lindayaX
562K Followers 1K Following Driven by industry progress, inspired by provocative leadership, plus don't mind a good pair of shoes or a great @PennStateFball scoreboard either.
Classic Alternative @altclassicmusic
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Senator Megan Hunt @NebraskaMegan
57K Followers 3K Following State Senator in Omaha's District 8, Creative entrepreneur, Mom. Vice Chair of Urban Affairs. Bi queen. She/her. Free Palestine.
Charlie Sykes @SykesCharlie
360K Followers 7K Following Dog owner, grandfather, author, "How the Right Lost Its Mind", Contributor, MSNBC; Substack newsletter 'To the Contrary." Never Trump. [email protected]
Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum
584K Followers 691 Following @TheAtlantic and @SNFAgoraJHU Author of Gulag, Iron Curtain, Red Famine, Twilight of Democracy. threads: anneapplebaum2000
Jane Kleeb👢🪧�.. @janekleeb
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Stormy Daniels @StormyDaniels
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The Daily Show @TheDailyShow
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Dave Wasserman @Redistrict
642K Followers 1K Following Senior Editor & Elections Analyst of the nonpartisan @CookPolitical Report w/ @AmyEWalter. Nerd for 🗺️ maps, ⛷️ ski slopes & 🎻 trad tunes. Has seen enough.
BrooklynDad_Defiant!�.. @mmpadellan
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Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski
900K Followers 2K Following Editor-in Chief https://t.co/HLS0hEHY1C, Co-host Uncovered, Attorney, Marine, Former Federal and State Prosecutor, Republican Party Insane Asylum Escapee
Sachin H. Jain, MD, M.. @sacjai
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TheRealJPG (formerly .. @jpgforreal
51 Followers 122 Following A new account just for lurking and keeping in touch as the sun sets on Twitter. I might break silence to tweet jokes, but they'll self-destruct. blue check
POLITICO @politico
4.6M Followers 1K Following Politics. Policy. Power. Congress nerds 👉 @politicongress Longreads and opinions 👉 @politicomag Got a news tip? 👉 https://t.co/JBzpu58Gx6
Maureen Dowd @maureendowd
657K Followers 2K Following Op-Ed columnist, Pulitzer Prize winner, @nytopinion. Author: "Year of Voting Dangerously," "Bushworld: Enter at Your Own Risk," and “Are Men Necessary?”
Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla
425K Followers 6K Following 24 years @CNBC & @NBCNews / Peabody Award, Emmy, Murrow, duPont recipient / @WSJ alum / Board member, @NYCityCenter & @SH_cinema
Imagine marrying Russell Brand not being the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done
Don’t inject bleach. And don’t vote for the guy who told you to inject bleach.
Four years ago today, Trump told Americans to inject bleach on national television
I had a Deb Fischer door knocker stop by my house on Saturday, asked if I had any questions or if I would be supporting her. I said I didn't really have any questions because she just lies about everything. He said "that's fair".
Americans are feeling the pain of Democrats' reckless spending every time they fill up at the gas station. Since President Biden took office, gas prices have risen a staggering 46.8%.
Nikki Haley voters, Donald Trump doesn’t want your vote. I want to be clear: There is a place for you in my campaign.
Congratulations, Donald. Quite the accomplishment.
Excited to announce I got hired to run Pitbull’s socials!!!! Hope you guys like this first one!
Happy St. PITrick's Day… daleeeee 🍀😉
Acting classes aren't free, but they sure are worth it.
You never played for us, but you're still family. The game is going to miss you @JasonKelce ❤️ Congratulations on a legendary career!
Mine in this week’s New Yorker
Oh my god
On this day in 1995, PJ Harvey released her third studio album “To Bring You My Love” featuring singles “Down by the Water" "C'mon Billy" and "Send His Love to Me"
Jon Stewart remembers his best boy, Dipper.
what’s the lowest stakes conspiracy theory you have? i think airplane mode is a hoax because they don’t want you texting your friends and telling them you’re not having fun on the plane
🚨 BREAKING: Shocking new footage of Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene performing a raunchy act under a pseudonym has emerged online.
We are delighted to announce that Joslyn will reopen on September 10, 2024. 5,000 years of human creativity in art across three buildings. 100 works new to the collection. 4 outstanding exhibitions. 1 stunning new building. Free general admission to all. Your Museum, reimagined.
I crocheted the very hungry caterpillar and all the food it eats if anyone CARES
“Ran” is a generous verb for what occurred. But we had a blast
Jason Kelce ran a 5K to raise money for autism. 💚 (via mikesrunwalkforautism/ig)
Thank you, Tucker Carlson, for giving Jon Stewart this masterclass in journalism.
whenever i buy something expensive on amazon i write a fake gift note so that if someone steals my package they'll feel guilty about it and return it
Can't wait
Barry Keoghan is set to star in Johan Renck’s next film ‘AMO SADDAM’. The film follows the final days of Saddam Hussein through the eyes of the American soldier tasked with guarding him. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…)
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