BigGAAPguy @bigGAAPguy
ex IB analyst, Private Credit associate, MBA grad (M7, nbd), startup CFO. currently work for a family office and advise SMBs. 740 GMAT. nepo baby. wsj.com Joined April 2025-
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When she hears I own homes in both St Barth’s and Aspen
Spent 3 hours today fixing a bookkeeper’s 2019 mistake. No one noticed. No one cared. I am the Sisyphus of QuickBooks.
Running a burner while depressed feels like owning a second fridge when you don’t even buy groceries.
If she says ‘I don’t believe in budgeting,’ my brother in Christ you’re not dating, you’re leveraged.
Dating in 2025 is just two people arguing over who’s the liability and who’s the depreciating asset.
It’s been pretty much all darkness ever since I saw that bright light coming out of the womb.
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sex is so funny cause right after you’re like “huh. what was all that about”
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A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent
Power move including your own movie, but I respect it
Seeking: spiritual accountant in her soft era looking to pivot to chaotic finance gf
Bruh, I just used a 2017 phatominvoice as a ledger cleaning tool. Not sure if I’m an accountant or a warlock, either way the liability’s gone and I’m out here casting journal entries like spells 🦄🥳🤭
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