dave @biggestdavewise

Joined January 2013

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Justin Whang🤠 @JustinWhang

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dave @biggestdavewise

3 years ago

i'm 25 and reading that caption/watching that video made me feel like a soldier returning from active duty in the civil war. what the fuck does any of that mean and who the fuck are these people?

Dexerto @Dexerto

3 years ago

i'm 25 and reading that caption/watching that video made me feel like a soldier returning from active duty in the civil war. what the fuck does any of that mean and who the fuck are these people?

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dave @biggestdavewise

6 years ago

Might fuck around and steal some valor 👀

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dave @biggestdavewise

6 years ago

People who smoke way too much weed love to say “okay but how much coffee do you drink per day???”

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dave @biggestdavewise

6 years ago

Some dude I went to high school with started a blog to kick off 2020. So far so good.

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Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren

6 years ago

Cadet Kelly 2: Colonel Cunt

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dave @biggestdavewise

6 years ago

I know at least several dudes who would pay upwards of $500 to lick Joe Rogan’s bald head

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dave @biggestdavewise

6 years ago

You SAY “I love the Avengers movies!” but I HEAR “I make poo poo and pee pee in my pants because I don’t know better” 🤷‍♀️

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dave @biggestdavewise

6 years ago

If you’re 11 or older and you cried during Avengers: Endgame you’re subhuman. I’m a nice guy by the way.

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dave @biggestdavewise

6 years ago

“My best friend fucked my wife in a tent.”

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dave @biggestdavewise

6 years ago

Criminal Minds is Law & Order for complete fucking imbeciles. I’m not mad about it, it’s just how it is.

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dave @biggestdavewise

6 years ago

Just got a $45 parking citation. Nobody in the history of law enforcement has ever been treated so unfairly. As of this moment blue lives no longer matter.

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Imagine fuckin’ reading this and being like “oh shit...truuuu” and then retweeting it just hoping and praying someone sees it and feels like it’s about them so they reach out to you. God how stupid. Have a good week everyone.

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dave @biggestdavewise

6 years ago

Let’s get one thing clear. You should ONLY leave a review for something if you found it to be particularly exceptional OR if it was objectively awful. If you leave a review for ANYTHING in the middle you are so weird and also an asshole. That’s how it is!