Blazed Waitress @blazedwaitress
Always the waitress never the guest. I wake up weeded. College student by day and everyones favorite waitress at night. I wish I could bring my dog to work. On my break getting high Joined September 2013-
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One of my best friends called me and the first thing he says is "remember that nye i kicked that kid in the throat?" ..yes, i do. 🙈😂😂😂
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I guess its my turn to be coffee bitch
A couple hits and ill be ready for this double 👌😎
Didn't use your blinker? Oh, thats cool dickhead
Like the shit these people say..i cant be the normal one 😜
The conversations I have with my family really make me think they must be high too
Learn the fucking rules of the road people 🔪🔫👊😡
Last friday night game before playoffs! 🏈🙆😍 #gettheW
It sucks having to be productive on the one day off i have this week 😒
Working in fenway during the world series is surreal #goredsox #bostonstrong ⚾️🍻😍
Blazed Waitress retweeted
Never underestimate the power of love.
I wish my grandma would come home from the hospital already 😕 I hate being home without her..I've been sleeping at the hospital for weeks 👎
After working doubles all weekend I sound like a dirty little troll
Dropping out of nursing school was the stupidest thing I ever did
FINALLY I could make it to one of his games! I should've put rumchata in my iced chai 👸🙆😏🏈🙌 lets make it 3-0 boys 😍
Being able to use the guest bathroom at the end of the night >>>
No ginger ale? No problem! Sprite with a splash of coke 👌 boom, mind blown
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