Chris S @bloatyfloat

Professional Geek. Graph watcher. Tries to make better things and things better. Part-time Spider-Man. Open Source/Open Mind/Open Mouth. Manchester Joined February 2009

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Chris S @bloatyfloat

2 years ago

Jay Kays hat was way better.

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Chris S @bloatyfloat

3 years ago

Cor, Boris just can't stop lying at any point can he?

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Chris S @bloatyfloat

3 years ago

Tories absolutely shitting themselves at the concept of a general election, while in the meantime they try and get every single MP a £155k Prime Ministers pension.

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Chris S @bloatyfloat

3 years ago

The only reason Boris should be anywhere near Parliament is if we have a set of stocks there. Fuck the Tory party into the fucking sun, arrogant bellends.

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Matt LeMay Doesn't Live Here Any More @mattlemay

3 years ago

What if the takeaway from "the Spotify model" or "the Basecamp model" was "companies can and should develop and continuously evolve their own purpose-built ways of working" rather than "THESE SPECIAL MAGICAL COMPANIES HAVE UNCOVERED THE BEST WAYS FOR EVERY COMPANY TO WORK"?

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Chris S @bloatyfloat

3 years ago

Liz Truss out before her own book about becoming Prime Minister comes out, it's great.

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Chris S @bloatyfloat

3 years ago

Maybe the Conservative party haven't been the best stewards of the country for the decade after their mates crashed the economy, right through to them crashing it again.

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Chris S @bloatyfloat

3 years ago

Tories are going to do rock paper scissors for the next prime minister.

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Chris S @bloatyfloat

3 years ago

Wonder what the first part of the budget u-turn will be.

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Chris S @bloatyfloat

3 years ago

Why didn't the energy companies put their billions upon billions of profits away for a rainy day? They expect Joe Public to do it on a shoestring or less.

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Chris S @bloatyfloat

3 years ago

Liz Truss obviously doesn't think she can win an election, after a closer call than expected against Sunak - even May managed to do that. On the subject of the new catchphrase "we will deliver" - what the fuck have you been doing for over a decade?

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Chris S @bloatyfloat

3 years ago

Not taking back control just yet.

Reuters @Reuters

3 years ago

Not taking back control just yet.

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Chris S @bloatyfloat

4 years ago

County podcast saying that on the one hand they'll only read sensible comments, but in the other expecting a team short of confidence to win by 4 or 5 goals. We must have some of the least realistic expectations of any fans, in spite of our last decade.

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Chris S @bloatyfloat

4 years ago

In between chanting "We're fucking shit" and for various people to be sacked, county "fans" were also extremely surprised that we hadn't seen any of the young players in the team. Slow clap.

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Chris S @bloatyfloat

4 years ago

Having seen a few people walking around carrying skateboards recently I am hoping that both nu- metal and M A S S I V E jeans make a return to popularity in the near future.