Boilermakerkev @boilermakerkev

living the dad joke lifestyle bc if you can’t make yourself happy, who the hell can. Relocated to somewhere else Joined January 2012

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Boilermakerkev @boilermakerkev

7 days ago

It should be: She asked me where the scissors were. I could’ve answered. But instead, I said: ‘You’ve got this. You know this house better than anyone. Trust yourself’ Now see how the women in her comments justify and try and solve the problem

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Boilermakerkev @boilermakerkev

2 weeks ago

Joe Rogan used to be something. He just had an episode with Matthew McConaughey and he seems so stoned and so determined to impress Matthew with his big picture thinking. Watch the first hour who’s giving the interview? MM mentioned AI and gun control JR doesn’t even ask a ?

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Boilermakerkev @boilermakerkev

3 weeks ago

Bang that big A$$ Drum!!!!

Boiled Sports @BoiledSports

3 weeks ago

Bang that big A$$ Drum!!!!

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Boilermakerkev @boilermakerkev

3 weeks ago

⁦@tacobell⁩ I mean double-decker are great. Don’t get me wrong, but this is fucking ridiculous. 22 minutes eight cars. Is this who you are now?

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Boilermakerkev @boilermakerkev

3 weeks ago

⁦@tacobell⁩ Only been 17 minutes. 8 cars in line….

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

3 weeks ago

They are celebrating cold-blooded murder

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Boilermakerkev @boilermakerkev

a month ago

I’m glad they’re Coach Corso, a last hurrah. He’s a shell of what he was kind of like Ali later in life. But for me, he is college game day. Sure wish Chris would show up on the scene.

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Boilermakerkev @boilermakerkev

a month ago

Locked in

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Boilermakerkev @boilermakerkev

a month ago

Guy is about to become a YMCA Legend. @BillSimmons this is a homeless man's Luca...

No Context College Basketball @ContextFreeCBB

2 years ago

Guy is about to become a YMCA Legend. @BillSimmons this is a homeless man's Luca...

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Boilermakerkev @boilermakerkev

2 months ago

When @Dad_2_The_Bone gets his feelings hurt and calls people mean names. Sure his kids are proud of him.

Boilermakerkev @boilermakerkev

2 months ago

When @Dad_2_The_Bone gets his feelings hurt and calls people mean names. Sure his kids are proud of him.

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Boilermakerkev @boilermakerkev

2 months ago

Generation X grew up listening to a scrawny dude sing about how good he and his girlfriend were about stealing stuff. And yet corporate America encourages us to use self check out.

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Boilermakerkev @boilermakerkev

3 months ago

When you’re not sure how to approach a behemoth of a sandwich. @difficultpatty any suggestions?

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Boilermakerkev @boilermakerkev

3 months ago

At OC. See a guy covered head to toe in tats. Forehead, everything. Girl he’s with with zero tattoos. Is this what grooming looks like?

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Boilermakerkev @boilermakerkev

3 months ago

Fact about people in OC, MD. They aren’t real beach people. Can’t tell you the # of people walking 200+ yards across the beach in flip flops. F’ing tourists.