N @braincelltwo

beast that you are… instagram.com/neil.j.h Bk/nyc Joined December 2012

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Noah @decemberhunting

16 hours ago

[Me, teaching English to my student:] [speaking slowly] I am chopped and wearing basketball shorts. I am going to kill myself [My student:] [belabored] I am chopped. I am wearing basketball shorts. I am going to kill myself

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N @braincelltwo

20 hours ago

Gay guys here are very fascinating because where else are you going to find a group of people whose libidinal investments allow them to popularize and/or deploy terms such as “fuckmeat” and not blink twice. Just pure id derived whore babyspeak. This tweet means nothing.

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N @braincelltwo

21 hours ago

I’m really tight in my hips I can barely hit pigeon pose I guess I should just kill myself I guess I should just fucikigndbs kill ymsel

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the tweets they don't want you to see @mickal500

21 hours ago

not letting me hit is political violence

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N @braincelltwo

21 hours ago

Woke up to email telling me I got a sizeable raise at my loony tunes booby trap ass job so to reflect my #NewFinancialReality I’m buying the wild salmon that they don’t have to dye pink. And joining one of the gay guy equinoxes.

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22 hours ago

Staring into a lobster tank in a Midwestern mega grocery store was one of the most beautiful experiences I ever had as a child

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a day ago

Please stop posting Ezra Klein's face I don't think I have it in me to look at it one more time #ScarcityOfServing #AbundanceOfChop

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N @braincelltwo

3 days ago

Need her to do a dark industrial remix album and use figa.link to add to these for the cover…

lohan † @hentaigloss

4 days ago

Need her to do a dark industrial remix album and use figa.link to add to these for the cover… https://t.co/pqI4ZcpsiW

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N @braincelltwo

4 days ago

Is it greedy to say that when closing DJs end their set at 6am I’m kind of just like hmmm. So your heart wasn’t really in it.

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5 days ago

Fuck. Yes. Bitchhhhh!

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5 days ago

on.soundcloud.com/jfx9eYZkZFMaFL…

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N @braincelltwo

5 days ago

Is my qi palpable to you

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5 days ago

Just had the most dystopian vision of a future where holographic AI replicas of dead musicians perform for huge colosseums of fans in a cyberpunk urban landscape. And I question why, in this vision, Bhad Bhabie was opening for Nina Simone.

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hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge

a week ago

i spent $80,000 to bring a unique low-thc marijuana strain called hannah arendt OG to market only to have our first customer become instantly schizophrenic