Brandon @brandonschwa7

Escrow Fund Manager. python web, politics, law, business. tweets are my own and not reflective of my employer. boomajoom.com California Joined February 2013

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Ukraine Memes for NATO Teens @LivFaustDieJung

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It isn’t defamatory to call Jenna Ellis the felon a felon, just like it isn’t defamatory to call Kyle Rittenhouse the murderer a murderer. Felons like Jenna Ellis may misunderstand the law, as evidenced by them committing felonies.

Jenna Ellis @JennaEllisEsq

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Brandon @brandonschwa7

2 days ago

I guess you can’t just post that you want to murder people and lie about it later. Who knew.

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Brandon @brandonschwa7

5 days ago

A quick google search will find you numerous merchants you can order online from.

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5 days ago

A quick google search will find you numerous merchants you can order online from.

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Brandon @brandonschwa7

5 days ago

Thanks.

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Brandon @brandonschwa7

6 days ago

When I said escrow manager, that didn’t mean I was willing to launder money for the Russians.

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Brandon @brandonschwa7

a week ago

Tfw you look between Bopha and Deez on your keyboard.

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Brandon @brandonschwa7

a week ago

Any attorneys in Washington familiar with emergency guardianship petitions for minors?

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Brandon @brandonschwa7

a week ago

Hey I heard @cadillacsanfran has a roof problem. Hopefully I don’t get sued for this.

Bad Legal Takes @BadLegalTakes

a week ago

Hey I heard @cadillacsanfran has a roof problem. Hopefully I don’t get sued for this.

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a week ago

Bullying women to shut up under threat of legal sanction makes it seem like @rophilogene at @Qovery_ doesn’t support diversity in tech.

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a week ago

Bullying women to shut up under threat of legal sanction makes it seem like @rophilogene at @Qovery_ doesn’t support diversity in tech.

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Brandon @brandonschwa7

2 weeks ago

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2 weeks ago

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Brandon @brandonschwa7

2 weeks ago

He sort of does, actually.

Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj

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He sort of does, actually.

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Brandon @brandonschwa7

2 weeks ago

The forbidden honey.

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@MacPipkin @KathrynTewson @brandonschwa7 @TmthyPatrick @Washington20009 @JennaEllisEsq @chadcmulligan @crimcourts @MattAAW @JonathanSarfat1 @CommunityNotes @BadLegalTakes "As someone who I really don’t give a shit about whether I get her name correct or not." Darth, are your big feelings causing you to write gibberish again, or are you just still stuck in the 2nd grade?

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My name is Dennis @DennisPeasant_

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@brandonschwa7 @MacPipkin @KathrynTewson @TmthyPatrick @Washington20009 @JennaEllisEsq @chadcmulligan @crimcourts @MattAAW @JonathanSarfat1 @CommunityNotes @BadLegalTakes Someone is going to need to have a word with Jenna the Felon. I expect a little more quality than this when it comes to trolls

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Kathryn Tewson @KathrynTewson

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@MacPipkin @brandonschwa7 @DennisPeasant_ @TmthyPatrick @Washington20009 @JennaEllisEsq @chadcmulligan @crimcourts @MattAAW @JonathanSarfat1 @CommunityNotes @BadLegalTakes OK. So in your eyes, it's not the jury verdict, it's the state's formal acceptance of guilt?

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Kathryn Tewson @KathrynTewson

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@MacPipkin @brandonschwa7 @DennisPeasant_ @TmthyPatrick @Washington20009 @JennaEllisEsq @chadcmulligan @crimcourts @MattAAW @JonathanSarfat1 @CommunityNotes @BadLegalTakes What good does the threat do if she can't follow through on it?

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My name is Dennis @DennisPeasant_

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@MacPipkin @KathrynTewson @brandonschwa7 @TmthyPatrick @Washington20009 @JennaEllisEsq @chadcmulligan @crimcourts @MattAAW @JonathanSarfat1 @CommunityNotes @BadLegalTakes Wait, didn't you leave?

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Timothy Patrick 🇺🇸 @TmthyPatrick

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@MacPipkin @brandonschwa7 @DennisPeasant_ @KathrynTewson @Washington20009 @JennaEllisEsq @chadcmulligan @crimcourts @MattAAW @JonathanSarfat1 @CommunityNotes @BadLegalTakes “Ackschyually the statement was technically incorrect” But substantially true. And not defamatory.

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My name is Dennis @DennisPeasant_

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@MacPipkin @brandonschwa7 @KathrynTewson @TmthyPatrick @Washington20009 @JennaEllisEsq @chadcmulligan @crimcourts @MattAAW @JonathanSarfat1 @CommunityNotes @BadLegalTakes oh no, don't go...

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My name is Dennis @DennisPeasant_

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@MacPipkin @brandonschwa7 @KathrynTewson @TmthyPatrick @Washington20009 @JennaEllisEsq @chadcmulligan @crimcourts @MattAAW @JonathanSarfat1 @CommunityNotes @BadLegalTakes Brandon, stop doing things to upset Darth Jenna. You know how he gets.

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My name is Dennis @DennisPeasant_

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@MacPipkin @KathrynTewson @brandonschwa7 @TmthyPatrick @Washington20009 @JennaEllisEsq @chadcmulligan @crimcourts @MattAAW @JonathanSarfat1 @CommunityNotes @BadLegalTakes Nah, I'll refer you back to my previous post, champ. You made a claim. We're not going to move on to the rest, until we get to the bottom of this one. I don't answer questions on-demand for bad faith lunatics. Do you have evidence, or were you lying? x.com/DennisPeasant_…

My name is Dennis @DennisPeasant_

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@MacPipkin @KathrynTewson @brandonschwa7 @TmthyPatrick @Washington20009 @JennaEllisEsq @chadcmulligan @crimcourts @MattAAW @JonathanSarfat1 @CommunityNotes @BadLegalTakes No, you charged, for starters, that I argued against the original post, and that I've claimed she's a "convicted felon" If you can either back up that claim, or admit it's false, I'd be happy to respond to the rest. But first things, first, chippy

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Kathryn Tewson @KathrynTewson

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@MacPipkin @brandonschwa7 @DennisPeasant_ @TmthyPatrick @Washington20009 @JennaEllisEsq @chadcmulligan @crimcourts @MattAAW @JonathanSarfat1 @CommunityNotes @BadLegalTakes If it doesn't matter, why did she threaten the poster with legal action? You need damages to prevail at a lawsuit.

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Kathryn Tewson @KathrynTewson

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My name is Dennis @DennisPeasant_

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@MacPipkin @KathrynTewson @brandonschwa7 @TmthyPatrick @Washington20009 @JennaEllisEsq @chadcmulligan @crimcourts @MattAAW @JonathanSarfat1 @CommunityNotes @BadLegalTakes No, you charged, for starters, that I argued against the original post, and that I've claimed she's a "convicted felon" If you can either back up that claim, or admit it's false, I'd be happy to respond to the rest. But first things, first, chippy

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Kathryn Tewson @KathrynTewson

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@MacPipkin @DennisPeasant_ @brandonschwa7 @TmthyPatrick @Washington20009 @JennaEllisEsq @chadcmulligan @crimcourts @MattAAW @JonathanSarfat1 @CommunityNotes @BadLegalTakes Oh she's absolutely a felon. I've come to that conclusion on the basis that, under oath, she said she was guilty of a felony. It's technically inaccurate to say that she's a convicted felon, but since the statement is substantively true, it isn't defamatory.