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Unleashing the unpleasant | (toxic?) positivity aficionado Mumbai Joined July 2009-
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Agreed. In fact, people who drive using a steering wheel and accelerator are the true cowards. You should be pushing the car with your bare hands for 1000% control over power delivery and direction. Corner like a man.
Is there a professional way to say this
Shut the fuck up
been so plagued by the whole ‘situationship’ ‘delusionship’ ‘imaginationship’ epidemic that i saw an ad for a fellowship and got real confused for a minute
My brother in vanaspati ghee, this isn’t the flex you think it is
I'm trying to spread the rumour that income tax was a Mughal invention
this woman almost banged into this auto im in and my auto driver yelled “aye takli” wtf if someone said that to me I would cry bcs im actually balding 😭
But I've got hots for my doctor :(
Didn't think of this 🥲
Omg 😭❤️
“I’m 30 I’m too old for this” is the best reason to quit social media and I too would have if it weren't for the fact that I made it my career🥲
I'm just happy no one around me used the word "Galentine" today.
Bombay airport. Lady beside me at security asked the guy there: shoes bhi nikalna hain kya? Security guy: madam yeh airport hain, mandir nahin.
Buying a car wasn't expensive enough, owners want to charge 5k a month for parking. Dafuq Mumbai!
Zyada bol gaye bhaiyya
I'll note this as a reason not to get them because my middle class ass anyway can't afford it without guilt and paranoia
I'll note this as a reason not to get them because my middle class ass anyway can't afford it without guilt and paranoia
Raveena Tandon selling ayurvedic tonic in movie theatres
Kallol Sarkar @kallol_ss
1K Followers 606 Following Head video content @cricbuzz. Don't care for views, count them. Previously @ Hotstar, https://t.co/WqSg4JdsNQ & Neo Sports. The Glass is always full!
Ruthless @Ruthless2010171
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Faisal Yazid @FaisalYazi25726
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Karyawan @Karyawan797978
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M. Abu Kalam @abukalam590718
140 Followers 617 Following I'm M. Abu Kalam, I'm a professional digital marketer, Web design and develop , Expert website create , social media manager and expert SEO. My work is accurate
Arunima Dey @arunimadey10
324 Followers 426 Following Life has moments of extreme joy & sadness with moments of sheer blahness in between. BTW Blahness is a brilliant state of mind to be in.... #musttry
iimonk @twtiimonk
11 Followers 30 Following ꧁꧂ ꧁꧂ YouTube https://t.co/7M0UmgBNwj LIKE || SHARE || SUBS || #iimonk #instaiimonk #fbiimonk #ytiimonk #youtube #facebook #instagram @iim ➢ ༒
rocky bajwa @harmanisyours
36 Followers 307 Following All u need to take is 1 step towards ua destiny..... and then everything in world will put the effort to get u there
Berberis Vulgaris🫡 @bumpyboe
255 Followers 2K Following Pursuing happiness again. ENTJ. curious. Consultant by day, sarcastic by night. The Doors. Proud Punjabi & foodie. Arsenal. movie buff. Fiction. Cersei~Queen
Timothee Chal be @dr_vruks
157 Followers 469 Following Here as I couldn't make it big on Pandas Disguised As Humans contest. Orthopedic surgeon #medtwitter
💥Shri Ram bhakt �.. @jaishriram0909
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Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe
80K Followers 77K Following The champagne is always cold and the music is always good. See Highlights for top tweets. Insta: mrdrinksonme_
Puri stan @purijagan_stan
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INDIAN 🇮🇳मु.. @Devrajp60371009
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sanduja @amansanduja
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ks55 @kapilsethia55
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Bacardi B @SANDIPANMITRA6
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Nahim 🫡 @nah_im_abdulla
11K Followers 3K Following extremely online. storyteller. meme maker. changer of twitter names (see also - @NahimName)
. @Ninjan0va
106K Followers 43K Following Male. #RespectWomen. They are made to be loved. Find my tweets in Likes. Committed ❤️
Chimichangas @ojasp
133 Followers 825 Following
Rachna Sheth @Writer_Rachna
923 Followers 407 Following Content Creator | Content Marketer | Poet | Fiction Writer | Digital Content Anatomist | Wanna Be Radha | Krsna's Devotee | Pluviophile, Javaphile & Ergophile!
Sharayu Ail @SharayuAil
1K Followers 226 Following I make a lot of typos and refuse to use autocorrect
Darshan Dave @darshanvdave
235 Followers 3K Following
jagan @gunner90
342 Followers 5K Following
GDP (not GPT) @bookwormengr
378 Followers 5K Following AI (ASR, NMT, LLM), Cloud, Distributed Systems Other interest: ZK Proofs, Renewables, Independent Media. All opinions mine.
kedar @kedar1988
83 Followers 2K Following
Savitaghosh @Savitaghosh1
2K Followers 4K Following
Whyshallee 🐾🐶�.. @Whyshalleee
1K Followers 3K Following Home Jungle Creator. Dog lover. Bailey and Muffin’s mom. Tudor fanatic. Worrywart. Found my person, so you will hear about him too ❤️.
DNA sometimes, RNA ot.. @BeBhaya
22 Followers 94 Following Away and mock time with the fairest show; False face must hide what false heart doth know.
Kriti @kritikalyani12
118 Followers 530 Following Feminist, Foodie, Lawyer-ing in the remaining time!
वरुण 🇮🇳 @varungrover
418K Followers 767 Following All the world's a Mahesh Bhatt film. We are but Avtar Gills in it. PR agent of cats. He/him. (DP art made by Bob/Bobby urf Saswata/Susruta of Kolkata)
Kallol Sarkar @kallol_ss
1K Followers 606 Following Head video content @cricbuzz. Don't care for views, count them. Previously @ Hotstar, https://t.co/WqSg4JdsNQ & Neo Sports. The Glass is always full!
Science girl @gunsnrosesgirl3
2.2M Followers 6K Following science in context, art history and some puzzles to solve
TheLiverDoc @theliverdr
251K Followers 854 Following Hepatologist battling #Ayush misinformation 🔬Alcohol/herbals/microbiota Insta:(at)theliverdr Reddit:https://t.co/HDX4tZ3a3f X-Alt: @theliverdrALT
Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes
1.9M Followers 5 Following #1 Source of Memes to show your Grandma
𝔚𝔞𝔯 𝔞𝔫.. @warandpeass
89K Followers 687 Following ✨Funny Business Ltd✨ by Jonathan Kunz & Elizabeth Pich 🧚 All the links https://t.co/hBihHx6dxz 🧚 Support us on https://t.co/Np7GVX0Eqw
Safely Endangered @EndangeredComic
155K Followers 191 Following Patreon: https://t.co/GTsoPrXFmX Latest Comics: https://t.co/f3mrP0ZmZA
Sarah Andersen @SarahCAndersen
936K Followers 2K Following Author of Sarah's Scribbles, FANGS, and Cryptid Club she/her No NFTs 🚫 Inquiries: [email protected]
J. L. Westover @MrLovenstein
177K Followers 252 Following Support me and my work on Patreon ♥ https://t.co/sHmXCbuEwp
humans without contex.. @HumansNoContext
5.3M Followers 16 Following memes & videos that’ll make you smile [email protected]
Rusty Lake 🚣♂.. @rustylakecom
55K Followers 2K Following Creators of the praised Cube Escape series and the Rusty Lake adventures! Tag us with your #rustylake fanart! Play Underground Blossom now 🚇 🌸
Ashwini Dayal @Ashwini_87
164 Followers 313 Following
Vikram Paralkar @VikramParalkar
6K Followers 4K Following Physician, Scientist. Author of THE AFFLICTIONS and NIGHT THEATER. Married to @DrNateW. Science: @ParalkarLab at @Penn.
Boyan Slat @BoyanSlat
187K Followers 138 Following Studied aerospace engineering, becomes a cleaner. Founder/CEO @TheOceanCleanup
Alt News @AltNews
525K Followers 0 Following Alternative News and Views in the Post-Truth World | Hindi fact-checks: @AltNewsHindi | Donate at: https://t.co/JpImmL04wB | [email protected]
Backpacking Daku @outofofficedaku
70K Followers 0 Following • Travel Planner • Schengen Visa Assistance • •Sharing Cheap Flights, Stays & Hacks • Tried & Tested 🎒 in 41 countries • Travel isn't costly • Check 📌 tweet
keanu doing things @keanuthings
203K Followers 9 Following your #1 source for keanu reeves doing things
Arunima Dey @arunimadey10
324 Followers 426 Following Life has moments of extreme joy & sadness with moments of sheer blahness in between. BTW Blahness is a brilliant state of mind to be in.... #musttry
sad animal facts @_sadanimalfacts
2K Followers 24 Following My name is Brooke and I draw sad animal facts. I didn't want a twitter but here it is.
Nahim 🫡 @nah_im_abdulla
11K Followers 3K Following extremely online. storyteller. meme maker. changer of twitter names (see also - @NahimName)
punchline writer @anymysha
4K Followers 3K Following I don’t write threads because I can articulate my thoughts in 280 characters
Shradha Sharma @SharmaShradha
166K Followers 5K Following Founder @YourStoryCo, Every story deserves to be told, and heard. Tell me your story here : https://t.co/IgeKRcQGmf
Sharayu Ail @SharayuAil
1K Followers 226 Following I make a lot of typos and refuse to use autocorrect
Daniel Sloss @Daniel_Sloss
185K Followers 1K Following SPECIALS Daniel Sloss: X, SOCiO, DARK, Jigsaw (breakups 500K+Divorces 1000+).BOOK ‘Everyone You Hate is Going to Die’; TOUR+Podcast https://t.co/MPuLht29Wq
Sahil Rizwan @SahilRiz
51K Followers 33 Following Part-Time Stick Figure Movie Recapper. Full-Time Internet Resident. Help keep the ship afloat here - https://t.co/iWnhUqd8PH
Karan Jhamb @karan_jhamb
290 Followers 237 Following #blah #blah #blah tweets are personal, retweets are not endorsements.
Anirban @bhalomanush
15K Followers 599 Following Scientist | author | traveler. My latest book - When the Drugs Don’t Work: https://t.co/9qhSwVnT7k
Nagpur City Police @NagpurPolice
91K Followers 3 Following Official Twitter account of the Nagpur City Police. For emergency Dial 112
Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle
301K Followers 3K Following Married to @tayloralexypyle / #1 NYT Bestseller: Strange Planet / NYT Bestseller: NYC Basic Tips and Etiquette / formerly @BuzzFeed / I follow Jesus
Murali Satagopan @muralisatagopun
4K Followers 882 Following Product Marketing @pandadoc. Stand up comic. High dose of cricket. Closet Paul Adams fan. No surprise - have a cricket podcast. Arsenal.
Neil Gaiman @neilhimself
3.0M Followers 985 Following News about Neil Gaiman. Not posted by Neil. You can find him replying & posting in person at neil-gaiman on Tumblr, or @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com on Bluesky
Eve L. Ewing used to .. @eveewing
211K Followers 4K Following i'm not here! // i mostly use IG: eve.ewing // and there's a substack situation happening too, at https://t.co/4uXsT8UGVB - take care y'all, it's been real
Agrima 🇮🇳 🍉 @Agrimonious
30K Followers 1K Following I am just talking to myself here. You are eavesdropping.
The Nib ✒️ @thenib
63K Followers 181 Following Political cartoons, comics journalism, humor and non-fiction. Free daily comics in your inbox: https://t.co/lkmaHMmfXx
Sonal MehrotraKapoor @Sonal_MK
172K Followers 1K Following Editor Multimedia @moneycontrolcom | Former Anchor & Associate Editor @ndtv | Service Journalist | Dog Mom | Amateur Cook | Instagram: @sonalmehrotrakapoor
Faye DSouza @fayedsouza
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Elon Musk @elonmusk
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Reuters @Reuters
25.7M Followers 1K Following Top and breaking news, pictures and videos from Reuters. For more breaking business news, follow @ReutersBiz. Our new daily podcast is here: https://t.co/KO0QFy0d3a
NASA @NASA
80.3M Followers 174 Following There's space for everybody. ✨ Verification: https://t.co/8nok3NP4PW
BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking
51.7M Followers 3 Following Breaking news alerts and updates from the BBC. For news, features, analysis follow @BBCWorld (international) or @BBCNews (UK). Latest sport news @BBCSport.
Tripti shukla @disney__friend
1K Followers 287 Following #HighOnArt #WildlifeResearcher #streethopper #OffBeatTraveler & Disney lover for life!
just realised that Elon has essentially turned twitter into his mojo dojo casa house & now we’re all just here like
you won't see anything more impressive today. my word.
In 2003, Ben Affleck predicted Spotify and Netflix streaming before either existed.
Fucking exactly!!!!!!!!!!!
The folks in the Harrier were lucky. 2ft behind & it'd have meant certain death. This is excellent build quality from @TataMotors - the suspension & frame strength meant the vehicle did not budge much despite the extreme intensity of the impact. Quality saves lives; pay for it.
So proud and happy that my niece Aadya is one of the Ball Girls at @Wimbledon 2023 after a year of rigorous training and selection. Surreal to see her standing right behind Mr. Federer in the orientation session. Congratulations proud mother @A_keerty.
Loneliness is hitting men the hardest But the solution isn't AI girlfriends or the metaverse Here's 7 reasons why all men should consider joining the mafia:
has anyone else wondered if we could
A bear coming out of its hibernation period. I think he woke up on Monday morning! 😂
A yes that famous historical figure CLSORDtRD
give me some sunshine give me some rain give me 10 crore i wanna never work again
Penguins walking in 5x speed
Srk did it way before 👑
Drop something green from your gallery
little miss automatically goes silent when something hurts her feelings
I wonder if Diana were alive if she would be invited. I do know that if she did, Pete Davidson would be her date.
Having money solves so many problems you didn't even know were because of the lack of money. Easy money means easier access, less friction about things, less fighting about more basic things.
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