Not Your Average Cop @breakdancingcop
*I'm a cop* *I start breakdancing* *cop starts breakdancing* Defending Justice Everywhere Joined July 2013-
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“@its_helly: You're not a philosopher You're just a Breakdancing cop with a tumblr”
@breakdancingcop THATS RIGHT WE BACK IN THIS BITCH #bitch
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The name's Bond... *rips off your arm and super-glues it to my body* ...Ionic Bond
And remember kids, D is for- DJ Khaled? *HORN FLARE* WE DA BEST *HORN FLARE* *cop starts breakdancing*
Damn can't believe Skyler was a dude this whole time
opening scene to tonight's Breaking Bad. My uncle is Malcolm from Malcolm in the middle's Dad
So two cops walk into a bar... *Rookie Cop vomits*
@Fred_Delicious *cop is bribed to stop breakdancing* "wait, make it $200, I was really going hard"
*police radio* "WE HAVE AN OFFICER DOWN, I REPEAT, AN OFFICER DOWN! OK NOW HE'S UP AGAIN??? DOWN AGAIN... NOW UP. NOW HE'S HEADSPINNING???"
The tweet improvers are the unsung heroes of twitter.Think ur tweet is worded well?WRONG! good punchline? NOPE! Breakdancing cops?NOT ENOUGH
@paulybeeee well your reaction is right on point 👌 #StayGoldenRookieCop
@Damn_Its_Memes *they take you out for some beer* *Rookie Cop vomits*
*cops suspiciously scroll through the Lady Boners Twitter Page* "I don't understand, he's not even good looking" *Rookie Cop gets a boner"
@Damn_Its_Memes Happens to the best of Bob, here let's lighten the mood *puts cardboard box over you dead body* *Cops breakdance*
@paulybeeee *Rookie Cop two-steps*
@Damn_Its_Memes *booty patrol is on the way*
*Rookie Cop cautiously enters Jack-In-The-Box* "yea...could I have a...a....a..bbbbox?" "What?" *Rookie Cop vomits uncontrollably*
Fucking terrorists never thought we would retaliate by break dancing Osama Bin Laden's dead body, we showed them *cops high-five* *rookie co
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