J_today @destroy_J
cowering in FEAR beneath the repulsive uber-pseudo-anti-meta-non-existence of the VOID. and The Sports! East Van Joined March 2013-
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@k1tten @HackerNewsOnion here's the Deal-io bro! This Nerd-ster has 2 thumbs and needs to Cheese-ify Nacho-ly. should I send you a Mexi-gram
*wakes up from coma *parkour's into a tweet about break-dancing cops *retreats to shame-induced coma
If i tell you who I voted for, will you teach me how to make hollandaise sauce? I could use some help with both, really
Avoid being eaten by a shark! Fart in the ocean. Avoid being eaten by the boogeyman! Fart in your sleep
a room in my house with the furniture nailed to the ceiling upside down, so when you pass out and I put you in it, you wake up levitating
"Essentially it's the People that make this company so amazing!" *adds more names to the "treatment" list with MAC Sheen Supreme Lipstick
missed connection: we were both wandering aimlessly in walmart after they moved the taco kits to another aisle
first date: I'll steal a truck and take you to the lake that the glacier spills into so we can freeze our toes together (if you have gas $)
J_today retweeted
Give a man a cream cheese bagel , he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to cream cheese bagel, I'm high as fuck.
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