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Engineer: "Let's use Postgres for the database" Senior engineer: "Let's use Postgres for the message queue" Principal engineer: "Let's use Kafka for the database"

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BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

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Now That You've Read A Programming Book, Make Sure To Quote It In Every New Pull Request Comment

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Code Reviews Can Get Political Says Software Company, Please Do Not Do Them At Work

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It's official: 2020 is the year of the microlith

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Area Developer Celebrates Being Owed 100th Favor by Team PM

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Initech Announces Dark Mode For TPS Reports

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When updating the README makes the tests fail

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NPM packages can now be sorted by maliciousness

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How To Save Half An Hour Every Few Years By Spending Hundreds of Hours on Your Dotfiles Setup

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Breaking: OpenAI Releases First GPT Capable Of Understanding Its Unique “Non-profit but let’s not rule anything out just yet” Corporate Structure

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@HackerNewsOnion Trader: I'm using Excel for EVERYTHING and you can't stop me.

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2 years ago

For what it's worth, Kafka Streams state stores actually work great as key-value DB for microservices

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2 years ago

Engineer: "Let's use Postgres for the database" Senior engineer: "Let's use Postgres for the message queue" Principal engineer: "Let's use Kafka for the database"