Brett @brett_the_nerd

Definition: a rather intense person who gets way too excited about niche topics \\ *ahem* it was never a phase it’s a lifestyle Joined June 2021

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Boze the Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze

4 years ago

if I haven’t responded to your email within seven years, just know that I’m still thinking about it and paralyzed with guilt

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Kyle Sockwell @kylesockwell

4 years ago

The CDC said to go at least 5-seconds back

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Brett @brett_the_nerd

4 years ago

January 1st: this is going to be a great year! January 3rd: this truly is the dark timeline

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Brendan ⚣ @grassmannian

4 years ago

The cdc recommends that you consume yourself like the noble ouroboros until nothing remains!

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Zak Toscani @zak_toscani

4 years ago

CDC recommends splitting up your quarantine over your two 15min breaks

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Mr. Nomer @Trivial__

4 years ago

A math textbook so rigorous that writing it is an exercise left for the reader

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julesh @_julesh_

4 years ago

This is probably the most brutal abstract I’ve ever seen arxiv.org/abs/2112.03460

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jay @nut_fire

4 years ago

hot take, too much gaslighting from a parent as a child turns you into an argumentative person desperate to prove your version of events bc you're used to being dismissed in an unfair power structure

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Sodium Citrate is the secret ingredient to make any cheese into smooth, creamy nacho cheese sauce. Coincidentally, Sodium Citrate's chemical formula is Na₃C₆H₅O₇ [rad more: ow.ly/JYzH30npn62] #FoodScience

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Brett @brett_the_nerd

4 years ago

When was the last time someone asked you what your favorite dinosaur was?

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Kyle🤖🚀🦭➡️ CoRL/Humanoids @KyleMorgenstein

4 years ago

you’re an “excitation” of a “field” oh please come back when you’ve “excited” some “bitches”

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Kyle🤖🚀🦭➡️ CoRL/Humanoids @KyleMorgenstein

4 years ago

electricity is fake

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Weird Science @weird_sci

4 years ago

Chalk under a microscope. It's made from ancient algae blooms.

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Matt Winfough 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇪🇺 @MattWinfough

4 years ago

@BadCOVID19Takes I'm so sick of this. Why does it keep falling on us to explain grade school scientific concepts to adults who act like toddlers. It's literally the most basic idea of evolutionary pressures: of course viruses mutate via viral replication as they infect more and more people.