Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold

I'm a shoe salesman claiming to be an actor, producer, writer, editor and a few other interesting things. The only thing I really am is a liar. Joined April 2018

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Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold

3 years ago

September 2022, I still hate my life, and my wife. Need another lover. I expected to have fucked my way into a big bank account by now #hatemylife #mylifesucks

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Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold

3 years ago

I love to pretend I'm part in a huge film project with me as the lead actor. We know that's BS. I'm no actor. I'm an aging shoe salesman with no tendency to work hard and even less talent. But it's fun to dream. #brianmwixson #nofilmforme #noactor #dreambig #thegreatpretender

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Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold

3 years ago

Originally it says 'Work hard, dream big'. But I'm not into hard work. If I need to work for my dreams, I'll dream something else. I deserve better. #bigdreams #brianmwixson

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Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold

4 years ago

Wanna know why I'm so good at playing the trumpet? Because I'm full of hot air. #brianmwixson #trumpet #musicians #hotair

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Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold

4 years ago

Kanye West changed his name to "Ye". He says it's the most common word in the bible and means 'you'. I admire this man! But what's a bible? #dontknowmuch #ye #KanyeWest thedailybeast.com/kanye-west-off…

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Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold

4 years ago

Remembering the good times when I cheated on my wife with 5 women to the same time. Can't do it anymore. Good news though. ED can be treated! #erectiledysfunction #noerection #hardwareproblem

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Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold

4 years ago

May 29 was my b-day & I forgot to tweet. I was busy cheating on my wife. Was a good fuck though. #forgotbirthday #cheating #brianwixson

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Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold

6 years ago

Golden Globes Awards. Completely overrated. Look at some of the winners. They shouldn't even have been there. And then these people and their dress-up: Beyoncé and Jay-Z? They look ridiculous. A jumping jack and his cheap dumpster-chick. #GoldenGlobes2020 #JayZandBeyonce

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Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold

6 years ago

Hate spending New Years at home with my dumb wife. Wish my friend was still living around and I could go with her to Times Square. However, Happy New Year to all of you.

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Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold

6 years ago

10-day-movie-challenge on FB. I only got 8 pics. And none is from my prison movie. Day 11: I forgot this one. #dumbactor #wannabeactor #prisonmovie #brianmwixson

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Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold

6 years ago

I may or may not have forgotten my wife’s birthday. Do I still have to get her something? #hatemywifehatemylife

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Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold

6 years ago

I don’t know if I have enough films or pics for a 10 day challenge on FB. I’ll just use someone else’s pics. #pretendimanactor #reallyjustaliar

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Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold

6 years ago

It is with great sadness that I have to inform you about my mother, Marilyn Claire Wixson's passing September 3, 2019. May she rest in peace. I will miss her. #sadness #death #motherdeath #sympathy #mother #RIP

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Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold

6 years ago

I'm a good actor, no matter what others say!! I'm A-list material! I'm the new Oscar winner in a leading role! HIRE ME ALREADY!!! #FRUSTRATION #Sociopath #badactor

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Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold

6 years ago

Why are others successful and I'm not? What am I doing wrong? I'm dreaming about being and actor, making a lot of money and publicly have many women. Instead I work in a shoe shop, publicly have one dumb wife and an empty wallet. #lifesucks #hateittobepoor

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Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold

6 years ago

Almost time to visit my parents in Savannah, GA. Hate the heat. But they pay for the flights (wife & I). At least there is the annual party of important Hollywood people in Savannah. (of course that's a lie). But I can brag about meeting people in the biz! HAHA #wanttobeanactor

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Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold

6 years ago

Too hot to be outside. Can barely see. Hate it to wear two sunglasses. They hurt my ears. Hate my job. I want to be an actor. Hate summer because of the sun. Hate my life. #acting #wanttobeanactor #lifesucks #ithinkiamavampire

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Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold

6 years ago

Hate summertime. It's too bright, the sun hurts me, I get hot and sunburnt, even sex is hard to manage... #hatethesun #dumbsummer #Ishouldbeavampire

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Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold

6 years ago

This is so my tag line. #iamasociopath #iamanarcissist #marriedman #serialcheater

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Brian M. Wixson @brianmwixsonold

6 years ago

20th anniversary today. 20 years with the same dull wife who's too ignorant to see I have my own life. She's good enough as a maid though. Will take her out to McDonalds tonight. #hatemywife #hatemylife #anniversary