Brooke T G @brookieta
Writer, singer, erstwhile entertainment editor at MTV, AOL, etc. My opinions are obnoxious and definitely my own. Boston, MA Joined March 2009-
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I'm a big fan of @whoopigoldberg, and appreciate the statement she's already made reconsidering what she said about race and the Holocaust on TV. Meanwhile this is the bit of Jews Don't Count that might help those confused.
Look, I'm not a religious person, but I think it's least possible that #Lizzo was sent from heaven to save us from ourselves.
I don’t tweet anymore, but I’ll come out of hiding to wish @Gommo1 a happy birthday. He’s the best dad of all.
Simple life hack: the easiest way to fold a fitted sheet is to own only one fitted sheet that is always either on the bed or in the laundry and therefore never in need of folding. YOU’RE WELCOME.
This tweet seemed funny at the time, but I gotta hand this one to Trump, I guess. x.com/brookieta/stat…
This tweet seemed funny at the time, but I gotta hand this one to Trump, I guess. x.com/brookieta/stat…
I respect your right to protest but think a football game is an inappropriate place to flaunt your politics. x.com/vp/status/9170…
I respect your right to protest but think a football game is an inappropriate place to flaunt your politics. x.com/vp/status/9170…
There's nothing to fear but the death of loved ones, nuclear annihilation, systemic bigotry, and clowns. And, I guess, fear itself.
I'm not listening to #WillieNelson and subtly crying at my desk, YOU'RE listening to #WillieNelson and subtly crying at my desk.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: That game would've been better if they were literally falcons. #SuperBowl2017
How many bands called Bowling Green Massacre were formed today, you think? And would they be considered... alternative? #alternativefacts
The world is falling apart, but at least @constancewu exists. (For real, are you guys reading her Twitter? You should do that.)
Sometimes I eat my lunch like it's the Depression and I'm a starving dog. And by dog, I mean wolf. And by sometimes, I mean always.
Happy birthday to @Gommo1 — the gold crayon in a box of beiges, the best guy I know, and also my daddy.
Say what you want, but @brookieta and I loved "The Muppet Babies," even if we were a little old for it. slashfilm.com/muppet-babies-…
Maybe we could just agree to pretend I'm not watching this #JonBenetRamsey thing.
I sing covers. You can watch them. Or not, whatever. I'm not your mom. youtu.be/i13f1PBnuKc via @YouTube
There's no crying in baseball? Clearly A League of Their Own has never watched Field of Dreams. #tears
I can never dance like no one's watching. Because the dog is always watching.
I am profoundly sad that Gene Wilder has died. And I'm hysterical. I'm having hysterics. I'm hysterical! I can't stop when I get like this.
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190K Followers 3K Following Comedian/Actor/Rapper/87 baby, striving for GOAT status💪🏾💪🏾THIS!! I say this all the time the men who wrote this constitution as flawed as they were knew the world would change even they believed in amending the constitution!! Let’s ask ourselves what is the republicans real end game. Honestly it feels like animals desperately fighting…
@jk_rowling Dear Ms. Rowling: I write to you as a Black woman in the United States who once assigned your books to the children that I was blessed to teach over the years. I come to you now in hopes that you will listen and find a kind of clearing space within yourself regarding your…
@jk_rowling I genuinely wish you would go back to writing and drop this obsession with transgender people. It's very intense and seems to have overwhelmed your presence and brand. The amount of vitriol is shocking and really disappointing. Thinly veiled jabs or not, it's strange and sad.
@jk_rowling You're a terrible person
My support of Israel does not stem from religion I'm an atheist because I rely on facts to make my decisions, and religion is nonfactual I support Israel because while they are an imperfect government (military draft and no Second Amendment, for example), they are…
@kiyahwillis Excellent post. I'm also an atheist and feel the same way. I couldn’t have said it better than you did. Thank you.
@RantusMaximus A "theocratic state" that protects its citizen's freedom to follow and practice whatever religion they want? I don't think you know what "theocratic" means
@JimGaffigan This took guts, Jim. Whatever hate you receive as a result, know that you're standing on the right side. The right side of history. The right side of truth. And there are many who will stand there with you, even if we don't have as much to lose.
Even as a practicing Muslim. Even in my black niqab and gloves that covered me from head to toe. Even though my blood is half Palestinian, specifically from Gaza. Even though I was raised to be viciously antisemitic. I was never so consumed with hate and darkness that I could…
@alicht @taskrabbit_help Hi Avi - Thank you for bringing this to our attention. Taskrabbit does not condone discrimination of any kind, including antisemitism, on our platform. We have gone ahead and deactivated this Tasker's profile as we conduct an immediate internal investigation.
During an anti-Israel hate rally in NYC, activists were on caught on video chanting: “resistance is justified.” Exactly what is justified? -Hamas butchering and burning babies? -Hamas cutting open the womb of a pregnant woman so that the fetus could be left hanging by an…
There are those who claim it is “cancel culture” to deny job offers to defenders of terrorism against Jews in Israel. If anyone accuses me of canceling antisemites defending the mass murder of Jews, I have a confession: I am guilty as charged. I will continue to fight for…
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The founder of Rolling Stone has been removed from the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame board after he said Black and women artists weren’t articulate enough to feature in his book tmz.com/2023/09/16/rol…
Met a woman who seemed lovely. I introduced myself with my name. She looked uncomfortable, and I had to say it out loud a few times. Me: And you are…? Her: Oh I am Sue…MUCH easier to say and remember… [laugh] Me: Sorry I didn’t get that.. how do you spell it? I blame her for…
Spanish FA putting on an absolute disasterclass in its defence of its president Luis Rubiales. He has to go. His kiss was creepy, offensive and non-consensual. His subsequent comments confirm further he should not be leading a sport or an organisation. Jenni Hermoso and her…
So many feelings, but it’s so nice to have a date we can say out loud!
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Today I was doing an author talk at a middle school when a lockdown was called. I asked the girl nearest to me what to do. I explained that I'd never done a lockdown before. She looked at me in disbelief and said, "Did you grow up in America?"
I told her that the first school shooting happened on my 15th birthday. She did a double-take and asked, "How old are you??"
@aubreyhirsch Yeahhh I hope this is satire. We’ve already been doing that forever. It isn’t about the shorts. It’s merely a symptom, not the disease. The issue isn’t the practicality of the shorts. The issue is *why* the girls shorts are shorter.