Sarah Brown @brownse33

I realized more 4) both have an adoring obsessed fan base who truly believe each person is the 🐐 with God like reverence 5) Elon Musk and Trump are both con men and are only wealthy by stealing ideas, straight up lying, and parental inheritance #ThereAreMoreOutThere #imsure

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Sarah Brown @brownse33

4 years ago

I just realized @elonmusk and Donald Trump have so much in common. Think about it: 1) both billionaires who make their money EVERYTHING 2) whiny babies who throw tantrums the second people stop kissing their ass 3) deluded persona of being the "tough guy" or "funny"/personable

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Sarah Brown @brownse33

4 years ago

@Klondikebar What would you do for a Klondike Bar? No, what would I do for a choco taco? Spend 55 dollars the moment I saw one

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Sarah Brown @brownse33

4 years ago

So much for the speration of church and state #AmericanHorrorStories

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Sarah Brown @brownse33

5 years ago

Update: apparently it is @littlelioncat notebook and Debbie was her summer roommate This now poses a new question: what is my sister's notebook doing under my bed?

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Sarah Brown @brownse33

5 years ago

I was finally cleaning my room and came across this notebook under my bed... Two questions though: who is Debbie and when was she watching me sleep?? #helpme

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Sarah Brown @brownse33

5 years ago

Why is there no "suck it, loser" emoji? @unicode the next update needs to rectify this glaring oversight asap

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Sarah Brown @brownse33

5 years ago

Nevermind my faith is restored, the 🏈 deities came through for me. I can officially send my "Suck It" message to Adam #AWinIsAWin

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Sarah Brown @brownse33

5 years ago

I was so prepared to send Adam a message about how badly Cal lost so he would feel properly sad when he woke up (I mean they aren't even ranked) but no the 🏈 deities decided to curse me for my arrogance