bruce @brucetheshark75
movies, stupid puns, LFC, der dum, der dum in the ocean Joined August 2011-
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never in doubt 😅
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Fans at a hockey game cheered every time this 4 year old kid came on the screen and booed when it went onto someone else
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It's kind of incredible that Barack Obama can be one of the best political speakers we've seen this century and still not be the best speaker in his own family.
It's kind of incredible that Barack Obama can be one of the best political speakers we've seen this century and still not be the best speaker in his own family.
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“How do you know these things?” “I’m death.” “Oh, sorry. HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS?”
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THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!
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THIS WINS THE DAY!!!!
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This World Suicide Prevention Day, remember you don’t have to go through tough times alone. Please save and share ❤️
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Y'all....The people's faces in the background and Peter Griffins voice has killed me. ☠️☠️☠️
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Declan Rice uses an inhaler? Didn’t even know he was basmatic
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Residents of Southport have come out to blow bubbles to pay tribute to Alice Dasilva Aguiar, nine, Bebe King, six, and Elsie Dot Stancombe, seven, who all died last week. Eight other children and two adults were also injured. trib.al/hWhNsQq
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Me in Waitrose buying an avocado.
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THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!
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Anyone know how Liz Truss's first day at Microsoft is going?
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Is America actually real.
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THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!
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Daley Thompson pictured with some of the victims of joystick & keyboard injuries from the Spectrum 48k version of Daley Thompson's Decathlon. 1984. #HistoryInPictures
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