Bryan Hoff @bryanh

I'm a web guy and a writer and part-time hand model. Famous podcaster. Canadian. Also American. bryanhoff.com Canada Joined March 2007

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Bryan Hoff @bryanh

10 months ago

Thank you @bchydro crew for restoring my power!

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11 months ago

Hey @elonmusk can we call the Cyber Truck “Cylon Dune Buggies” in Canada? I think it’s way catchier.

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11 months ago

And this is why I’m never buying furniture from @IKEACanada again.

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11 months ago

Has anyone else had terrible customer service from @zennioptical or is it just me?

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a year ago

Lemmy’s back. In pop form!

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Well @mmfoodmarket, you now rank with @DominosCanada as the worst Canadian business customer service I've ever experienced. Fortunately, like Domino's, you're not the only game in town. But I kind of expected more from you. I guess abandoning celiacs should've been a sign.

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2 years ago

I'm opening a new restaurant that serves nothing but beef. It'll be called Wholly Cow. #dadjokes #sorry

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2 years ago

Hey @amazonca I bought your Sweet-Home-Collection sheets and I have this. These sheets are actually blue. Is this normal or do I need a refund/exchange? I’d prefer not to have to pay for an envelope etc.

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2 years ago

It’s official. @DominosCanada has the worst customer service I’ve ever experienced. Congratulations. You lose.

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2 years ago

@DominosCanada you guys are ridiculous. I tried using a coupon for $18.99 3 topping pizza and cheesy bread and you want to charge me for the cheesy bread and 4 toppings? I won't be buying from you again. $35.00 for an $18.99 pizza order 🙄

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2 years ago

Ok @amazonca and @PurolatorHelp This is getting ridiculous. Another, different package with a failed attempt tonight. It’s not large. It’s not heavy. You need to get it together and train your employees. I want something done about this.

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Bryan Hoff @bryanh

2 years ago

Hey @Apple, iOS 17 autocorrect is still pathetic.

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3 years ago

Hey @TransLink ICYMI dailyhive.com/vancouver/race…

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3 years ago

Really? 16 days??

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3 years ago

Hi everybody! I finally got all my course work finished and got around to putting my first T-Shirt design online! The shirts are $19 for the first two days so get 'em while they're hot! I'm literally putting myself through school here. tee.pub/lic/X7MtzObFJP4

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3 years ago

I heard it’s okay to say you want to punch somebody in the windpipe on here now. Is that true? #AskingForAFriend

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3 years ago

Can someone in BC recommend an alternative to @Manulife that doesn't rob you blind and charge for coverage even though they say you've passed your coverage "quota"? Thanks.

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3 years ago

Use @GlooMaps to create a visual sitemap. Create your own at gloomaps.com

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3 years ago

Dear @McDonaldsCanada, please #explainlikeimfive why I can get a bacon and egg McMuffin any time of the day, but I can only get the Bacon, Egg & Jalapeño Cheddar McMuffin before 11am? Some of us aren't morning people or just can't get to your restaurants before 11.