Atty emailed me today letting me know he’s filing a pseudonym case, then the local news let me know yet another election in this city is going to be contested and they’re filing tomorrow. So my day is already shot and it hasn’t even started💀
If you thought I was irrationally mad about the stop sign you should see how fired up I am about the legit NASA poster of Buzz Aldrin on the moon suddenly missing from where it should be in the kid bedroom as it has been since he was on the goddamned moon
I have issues, I know.
YO. I was annoyed at a new stop sign unnecessarily disrupting my natural state of things in VT. Someone removed the poster of Buzz on the moon that’s been in the bedroom since my dad & sibs fought about those beds. I’m about to email yell at ~875 cousins to find out who has it.
I think the trooper that got me doing 85 is either a Phish or Star Trek fan & appreciated my car’s decorations because he was grinning the whole exchange and just gave me a warning. I am not cute enough to pull that off on my smile alone.
There is suddenly a stop sign where one of the dirt roads meets paved and my curmudgeonly old ass is annoyed. We made it 40+ years without one in my lifetime alone
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