Brandon Christianson @btothec

Noam Chumpsky My opinions should be your opinions. Fake news. Sad! Joined April 2008

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George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace

2 weeks ago

Put @jimmykimmelLive and @jimmykimmel back on the air, wockaflockas. Y'all are a disgrace to every single freedom fry you ate in 2003.

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Brandon Christianson @btothec

2 months ago

Did Wyclef start the whole mumble rap/sound like I ain't trying trend? Bugged the shit out of me on that 2nd solo where he sounded like he didn't care. It was on purpose, but everyone does that now. Bad Bunny with his muffled whisper Aye... aye... muffled word... aye... big sound

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Brandon Christianson @btothec

2 months ago

I cannot, I repeat, CAN motherfuckin' NOT wait to see Jardiance on Broadway! Lin Manuel Miranda strikes again!!! #tweetsforpeoplethatstillseecommercialsandmyguylinmm

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Brandon Christianson @btothec

2 months ago

Kirk Cousins named his kid Turner because he was born on Ted Turner Dr. He sure did his research. Thats like me naming my kid Ted Cruz because he was born near a dumpster. That makes no sense but Mr. Religious Anti-Vacs righty named a kid after someone once married to Jane Fonda.

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Brandon Christianson @btothec

2 months ago

Kirk Cousins refused a Covid vaccine because he's religious, but stem cells are Okey Dokey, as I assume he would say. So, doing what's right for the world or for society is defended by religion, but something that helps him make more money is fine. #netflix #quarterback #cousins

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Brandon Christianson @btothec

3 months ago

Remember ginseng? That was a thing for a couple years. This tweet, now with Ginseng!

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Brandon Christianson @btothec

6 months ago

I don't know about all the rest of my 2 followers on whatever the hell this platform is called, but RTJ5. RTJ5 is needed now.

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Brandon Christianson @btothec

6 months ago

Fallon, the master of follow up questions. The King of Interviews.

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Brandon Christianson @btothec

7 months ago

If anyone can explain the movie Snack Shack to me and make it make any sense I'll give you a hot dog with a word written in mustard on said dog. That movie made no sense. What was that shit?

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Brandon Christianson @btothec

8 months ago

I like Jon Stewart but he's a caricature of his prior self as he was the last couple years of the original run. Just take it down half a notch. Maybe a notch & a half or 2. Yo, just yelling the entire time. 3 notches, take it down 3 and a half notches. Okay, we agree on 4 right?

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Brandon Christianson @btothec

8 months ago

Every time you get a new phone, you have to spend a couple weeks teaching the batch piece of shot to swear.

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Brandon Christianson @btothec

8 months ago

Traitors. @elonmusk @SnoopDogg @finkd @TomCottonAR @realDonaldTrump @HawleyMO @JDVance @carrieunderwood @PostMalone @JeffBezos How much money is enough money? #racists #sellout #antiamericans #nosoul #jan6 #trumpisgarbage #dontforgettheseracists #hashtag #yespostmalonesowack

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Brandon Christianson @btothec

10 months ago

It's too rehearsed now. A lot of self-righteousness. @DanBarreiroKFAN Would be curious what you think of the obvious crowd pivot a couple years ago vs him thinking everyone is too sensitive. Used to dig his show but it just doesn't seem real anymore.