Bufurd C. Jones @bufurd
The 'nets original curmudgeon, since 1995. Idiocracy was never meant to be an instructional video. #resist The Garbage Dump Joined June 2009-
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Out of respect for our nation this week I’ve only been masturbating to XHamster clips of Stormy Daniels
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Remember after 9/11 and we were all like ‘can’t wait to get back to normal. Did we ever? Really? See anything familiar? The bar for normal keeps moving and we are, never, ever ‘getting back to normal’
Bets on what the Angry Oompaloompa™ will be tweeting in 7hrs +1750 - ‘Our thoughts are with the brave people of LA and TX as they face this horrible storm’ or -250 ‘Fake news! The ratings are skewed against me because the networks think a little windstorm is more important!’
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Who blames Trump for the Kenosha shooting? ✋
Kenosha WI, 2020 = Fort Sumter, 1861. Change my mind.
My beloved sheepsie weepsie Puck escaped from her pen again! If Puck Ewe is found please contact the Tightewd County sanitation department!
My precious little goatsie woatsie escaped from her pen again. If anybody has seen Puck Ewe please call the Tightwad County sanitation dept.
All those MAGATs that keep screaming ‘If you don’t love this country just leave!’ I’m like look around, President Plump has made sure we can’t go anywhere, no other country wants our disease infested presence.
Idiocracy was not intended to be a how-to video
Sorry I’ve been gone for awhile! Do you know how hard it is to find a replacement 1200bps modem for a TRS-80?
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BREAKING: Congress is now investigating Mike Pompeo for his corrupt act of speaking at the GOP convention while serving as the Secretary of State.
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