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Maybe today, Satan. DMV Joined May 2009-
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Just here to make sure everyone on this dumpster of an app is big mad. Did not disappoint . I give it a 34/34.
BLEW A THIRTEEN COLONY LEAD.
NEVER tolerate a liar. Your kindness shouldn't make you susceptible to manipulation. You’re a nice person, not a stupid one.
I've enjoyed watching all of the guest hosts of @TheDailyShow so far, but the permanent host has to be @hasanminhaj. It's not even close.
it should've been Facebook 💔
Someone got visited by 3 ghosts last night
@elonmusk Elon, buddy, you’re just radiating “substitute teacher who’s in over his head” energy right now.
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Gas prices have declined 21 days in a row. How did Joe Biden do this?
1/ The Nightmare Scenario SCOTUS is Plotting For the 2024 Election Takeover:
Son you are 18 now would you rather inhale toxic fumes or stare at excel for 8 hours a day
At this point, any action. Even misguided. Even if it ends up making things worse. Bad actions with good intent is better than doing NOTHING for DECADES. Spend $40bn on metal detectors and firearms training for teachers? Fine, whatever. Do. Something.
every Master Shake monologue from 2000 is 100% believable as a thing a Republican would say in 2022

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