Caitlin Elsass @caelsass
Kinda tall, wear t-shirts sometimes. Joined July 2010-
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Of all the cringy things elon does, I think arguably the cringiest is him pretending not to know how his Twitter polls will turn out and acting like the results will change his world
3 @pavil42 @JShootz35 @shawndorsey @CNEvolleyball @jlan5270 @Jaimek_22 @jmelsass @CoachGuynan @AllieBHoward @BitcoinOhly
3 @Bjammer @linarsis @HarvestHooligan @abbeywin @NormaGene6_6_6 @Persing52 @SadlerNick
3 @LinzLoeberOpper @tjharp15 @Ernn21 @S_Timmer32 @Lep1067 @meagan_grau @BrettLWelch @spark030 @h_mc22 @shinsplint32
This is how Ace Hood "Bugatti" showed up in the car. I can't tell, but it feels racist? #revjessejacksonweighin via.me/-axn510y
@h_mc22 after I finish no carb week, otherwise mob mentality will take over and we'll raid a bakery together.
@h_mc22 done. as long as you let me film the effects for a documentary I would inevitably sell to Bravo or TLC.
@libbs50 I'm assuming @rwill10 because I believe that is the quintessential classy lady pose she is striking. Someone get her a cup 'o tea.
Social security office: where the dreams that can't be killed at the BMV go to die #dumpsterfire via.me/-8sxkgfo
@h_mc22 of course, what else would you give that much attention to?
@h_mc22 you had to pose then in exactly the same way too? You know OCD is completely treatable, right?
@libbs50 well while I'm dropping knowledge bombs...the world didn't end in December. Sorry to be the one to tell you.
@libbs50 so you guys are pretty up to date on your news I see. Let me know when you find out Obama got re-elected.
I satisfy my inner daredevil by using the vending machine via.me/-8g1jmkw
I just hugged my grandma. Her lats are pathetic.
...And just in case this book leaves you hungry for more! #verypunny #comedygold via.me/-728m3yu
A book left in our villa. You know it's a masterpiece novel when it includes cookie recipes? #suckitShakespeare via.me/-728e9wy
The most value Coors Light will ever have. via.me/-70357ne
Jennifer Elsass @jmelsass
22 Followers 89 Following
Allie Howard @AllieBHoward
38 Followers 152 Following
Lindsey Opper @LinzLoeberOpper
16 Followers 67 Following
Stacy Carr @S_Timmer32
138 Followers 267 Following
Meagan @meagan_grau
69 Followers 176 Following fluent in sarcasm. dogs are better than people. carbs are life.
Brett Welch @BrettLWelch
98 Followers 230 Following
Joshua @spark030
2 Followers 3 Following
Mc @feelmy_heat
178 Followers 457 Following
melissa @shinsplint32
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Sam McCarthy @tharealsammac
397 Followers 2K Following DC Metro area. Everything in moderation. Follow my work - @hrsearchdc
HIL KUHNS @KUHNS__HILS
105 Followers 228 Following OHIO • ARMY • WIFE• BARTENDER • Live with intention or Die with regret • 🌻💜 05.01.2021
Nick Gilkison @ndgilkison
17 Followers 103 Following
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BJ Porter @Bjammer
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Abbey @abbeywin
36 Followers 116 Following
Nick Sadler @SadlerNick
26 Followers 47 Following
Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat
187K Followers 2K Following Jorts the cat. Jean helps me. [email protected]
Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark
266K Followers 1K Following Half of the My Favorite Murder podcast & @ExactlyRight podcast network. I like true crime, food, and cats but not all at once. She/her ❤️
M @Mrobich18
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LeBron James @KingJames
55.4M Followers 182 Following EST. AKRON - ST.V/M Class of '03 https://t.co/TrZZrgA5Yt #IPROMISE
SportsCenter @SportsCenter
42.2M Followers 692 Following Sign up for ESPN! https://t.co/DgtvQmN9zs Questions about your subscription? https://t.co/qNSh3HmYD1
Bro Science @BroScienceLife
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Joel Ingersoll 🥌 @FlyoverJoel
7K Followers 436 Following I get up and I put on pants. I wrote a book about curling. It's funny. You should buy it: https://t.co/jjFw6NDI6V
donni saphire @donni
54K Followers 1K Following I make the toast of a bread situation. Still posting daily on Bluesky and mastodon
Travon Free @Travon
119K Followers 4K Following Writer/Director/Comedian. Oscar and Emmy(s) winner. Black bi popular demand. 🏳️🌈🏁 Two Distant Strangers. BS High. 38 At The Garden. Daily Show(formerly).
Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit
82K Followers 3K Following I write for TV and pick up my dog’s shit with a little bag.
Mike Scully @scullymike
101K Followers 3K Following Simpsons, Parks & Rec, Everybody Loves Raymond, Duncanville, Carmichael Show & lots of canceled stuff. Go @lakings!
Trevor S @trevso_electric
36K Followers 506 Following founder and CEO of Tyler Perry. creator of @dance_blessed. Contact: trevsoelectric@gmail
Mc @feelmy_heat
178 Followers 457 Following
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98 Followers 230 Following
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Mike Birbiglia @birbigs
545K Followers 1K Following My new standup special, The Old Man & The Pool, is available on Netflix. Currently on tour in a city near you.
Pete Holmes @peteholmes
351K Followers 995 Following Comedian. HBO's Crashing. The Pete Holmes Show. You Made It Weird podcast. Badman. He/him.
Brett Anderson @_BAnderson30_
53K Followers 539 Following Dad to Brody and Avery also Husband to @MorganAnd32. Now a follower of the @SFGiants…mainly for my dad
Got ‘Em @GotEm_Coach
12K Followers 814 Following “World's Best Laker Fan,” host of the @FirstBallotPod and proprietor of the First Ballot Hall of Fame. Travis the Chimp forever.
614 @614Magazine
98K Followers 6K Following (614) Magazine + https://t.co/ayprgnT8kb Your Users' Guide to Columbus.
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27K Followers 364 Following I have a Westie and a husband (in order). I love wine, food, & I watch way more baseball than anyone should be allowed..
Every Tweet Ever @EveryTweet_Ever
36K Followers 363 Following Pretty much every tweet you already have seen and will ever see. All of us could stand to be a little more creative. Created and written by @ChrisSerico.
Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler
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The Oatmeal @Oatmeal
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lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren
47K Followers 1K Following comedy writer. comedy performer. mother of all dogs. AR native. @sbellelauren on threads, IG, and tiktok. also https://t.co/oZPcpNvYbG
Ana Gasteyer @AnaGasteyer
98K Followers 950 Following Moved to Bluesky! Find me at https://t.co/se3iJE15Pb
ShitSaidInMyOffice @SaidInMyOffice
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Aziz Ansari @azizansari
8.3M Followers 0 Following Standup comedian. Writer/director. Master of None. Good Fortune. Parks and Rec. On the Hypothetical Tour now. Sign up for dates below.
Colin Cowherd @colincowherd
1.6M Followers 828 Following Dad. Founder @TheVolumeSports. Host @TheHerd. Radio HOF & Marconi winner🎙️ NYT Best Seller @IpswichTown
craig 🍖 @toujoursyucky
11K Followers 750 Following my thoughts aren’t your thoughts • anti-imperialist •
Brandon McCarthy @BMcCarthy32
152K Followers 1K Following Sporting Director for Phoenix Rising FC. 'Nicest' career in baseball history. LFC & LSU fan. My wife says to say that I'm married.
Jenny Mollen @jennyandteets
128K Followers 376 Following New York Times bestselling mom and author. https://t.co/MIb62Z1mQA https://t.co/zYIoIys1Bp
Jesus Christ Edge Lor... @Jesus_M_Christ
281K Followers 722 Following You know who I am. If not, google me bitches. *PARODY* Donate to help solve the homeless crisis (Venmo: @ jesus-m-christ), 100% goes to @MiracleMessages 🙏🙏🙏You might like
