Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5
Comedian, writer, Texan, actor, producer, live posts movies 🩷💜💙 Dewey🐶, Lewdle, @doinitpodcast Bookings: MRH Entertainment (323) 472-4628 cameo.com/jennyjohnsonhi5 H-Town to Los Angeles Joined September 2009-
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MOVIE WATCHING DAY: The votes are in and y’all seem very confident you want me to watch ‘The Shawshank Redemption’ so that’s exactly what my under-the-weather ass is gonna do! No spoilers! Follow along on the thread below! LFG!!!🧵⬇️🤒
Here are your MOVIE WATCHING DAY choices! Vote!
I say this a lot in The Collector’s voice.
The most upsetting end to a movie ever. Thankfully I waited so long to watch Marvel movies I was able to watch both movies back to back which is what I’m gonna do now AVENGERS: ENDGAME!!! LFG!!!🧵⬇️🤒
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555K Followers 394 Following It makes zero professional or business sense to be on this platform anymore. Find me on Threads, Instagram or BlueSky (DrewFromTV on all)@JennyJohnsonHi5 Not a wasted moment in the entire movie.
@JennyJohnsonHi5 Shawshank, in my opinion, a boring movie.
@JennyJohnsonHi5 Grosse Point Blank stars John Cusack. That doesn't spoil the movie while simultaneously totally spoiling the movie, because Jenny knows exactly what she's getting into with a John Cusack movie.
@JennyJohnsonHi5 you simply can’t live another day without having seen Shawshank redemption. It’s quite honestly one of the best movies ever made.
@JennyJohnsonHi5 Avengers is good. I like to watch sequels. Equalizer 1-3 or Blade 1-3, something like that.
@JennyJohnsonHi5 A league of their own is my go-to!
Been back in Houston for 3 days and eaten Island Grill 6 times. Breakfast Tacos in the morning, Chicken Pitas for lunch. Everyday. (French Toast if I’m feeling frisky) Connor Barwin introduced me to it in 2011 and I’ve been a very loyal & happy customer ever since.
@JennyJohnsonHi5 seeing it in the theaters was awesome. the crowd reactions to the big moments were legit.
GLORIOUS... totally textbook version of what we've been saying for months -- a bunch of non-targeted positions for the #Texans are gonna shove everything downward toward Day 2. It was perfection, really.
@SeanTPendergast @SportsRadio610 Watching the defensive players slide was amazing
Tonight could not have played out any better for the #Texans... a TON of their targeted guys still on the board. The trade with the Vikings looks even MORE logical now. Can't wait for 6am! See you then @SportsRadio610
@Mitla96 @JennyJohnsonHi5 YES!!!! Apparently on gizmoplex(.)com one can watch the first 10 seasons for free.
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@JennyJohnsonHi5 I did NOT want her to die. NOOOOO not her.
@JennyJohnsonHi5 These movies send me into deep depression lol
@JennyJohnsonHi5 Like classics when a little down.... How bout Shawshank