Matt Goldich @MattGoldich
I write jokes for @latenightseth. Stand-up special NO QUESTIONS ASKED out now! https://t.co/ZzVOeIGJie linktr.ee/mattgoldich New York, NY Joined January 2009-
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It’s unfair to criticize Trump for falling asleep to get through a painful experience when that’s the same thing Stormy Daniels did
While preparing for my recent @LateNightSeth set I also tried out some new jokes. Here’s how that went:
Some people claim you can’t joke about anything anymore. But I’m not afraid to make fun of any fruit in the produce aisle. From my special NO QUESTIONS ASKED, available now: youtu.be/VWmFPa4vL0Y
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Kenny DeForest was beloved among his fellow stand-up comedians. After his sudden death, they came together to grieve — and to confront comedy’s eternal question: Too soon? nyti.ms/3QrVKJF
I probably shouldn’t admit this, but Drew Carey paid for all of my sex during the WGA strike
Just got back from England and I gained 30 pounds! (A little light humor in a dark time)
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Thursday night spectacular ✨🪩 Future shows: westendcomedy.co.uk
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Oh look at this crew of “jokers!” Telling all the jokes they don’t trust ME with!!!eventbrite.com/e/dont-tell-se…
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This is my computer's absolute favorite thing to do. No clue what it means but have fun.
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NYC! I’m taping an hour of jokes on Tues, May 7 @caveatnyc featuring @Chase and @chanelali. Come support your boi caveat.nyc/events/jeff-wr…
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He should have escaped diagonally
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“Don’t Tell Seth” is back! @BellHouseNY Friday May 3rd at 730pm with writers of @LateNightSeth. New material from @benwarheit @JeffRightNoww @MattGoldich @jennyhagel @TheChisperer and Ally Hord eventbrite.com/e/dont-tell-se…
Moms will truly go to any length to get you to come home for Passover
Moms will truly go to any length to get you to come home for Passover
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