Peter Grosz @petergrosz
Don’t Tell Seth 2 Square Goodnight Oscar, The Menu, Veep, Maisel, The President Show, Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me, Colbert, Seth Meyers, At Home w Amy Sedaris New York Joined January 2011-
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Haven’t watched Bill Maher in years. Saw this clip where he bullies his audience into clapping for him and remembered why.
Oh look at this crew of “jokers!” Telling all the jokes they don’t trust ME with!!!eventbrite.com/e/dont-tell-se…
Returning to Uptown Showdown tomorrow night at 7pm at @SymphonySpace. Will be winging it with @shanetorres and @UsamaStandsUp symphonyspace.org/events/uptown-…
“Don’t Tell Seth” is back! @BellHouseNY Friday May 3rd at 730pm with writers of @LateNightSeth. New material from @benwarheit @JeffRightNoww @MattGoldich @jennyhagel @TheChisperer and Ally Hord eventbrite.com/e/dont-tell-se…
This is going to be a great show! Seriously talented and funny people. Saw the show in March? Well guess what - this one has lots of new performers and new material!
This is going to be a great show! Seriously talented and funny people. Saw the show in March? Well guess what - this one has lots of new performers and new material!
This is gonna be fun!!! Tickets on sale now!!! These funny people are going to be in the show: @petergrosz @jennyhagel @JeffRightNoww @MattGoldich @TheChisperer @benwarheit #AllyHord and me!!!
This is gonna be fun!!! Tickets on sale now!!! These funny people are going to be in the show: @petergrosz @jennyhagel @JeffRightNoww @MattGoldich @TheChisperer @benwarheit #AllyHord and me!!!
URGENT: There are 3 justice policies in the NY budget negotiations: making prison calls free, ending predatory court fees, and challenging wrongful convictions. @GovKathyHochul @NYSBichotteHerm @SenatorParker @CarlHeastie @AndreaSCousins - protect them!
Today is the last day! But your early bird tickets for 2 Square April 9th!
Today is the last day! But your early bird tickets for 2 Square April 9th!
Our next 2 Square is April 9th at @caveatnyc! Come check it out!
Our next 2 Square is April 9th at @caveatnyc! Come check it out!
Very limited tickets remaining for this show tomorrow night. Come check it out!
Very limited tickets remaining for this show tomorrow night. Come check it out!
Tonight!!! 2 Square is back baby!
Just a few tix left for Late Night Trash can at @littlefieldnyc tomorrow night! Come watch hilarious geniuses Vannessa Jackson, @ambermruffin, @petergrosz, and @TheChisperer read never-before-seen material from their comedy vaults! Ticket link belowwww! 🗑️🗑️🗑️
This Texas wildfire is a huge tragedy and there are Texans in need of help from their leaders. So have fun in Mexico, Ted Cruz!
This can’t be a real biography. My name is Yurdle Scissors and I’m an Army Guy, a former middle school gymnasium and retired choo choo driver.
Listen to @ShutupLutz! Get your 2 Square tickets today!
Listen to @ShutupLutz! Get your 2 Square tickets today!
2 Square with me and @ShutupLutz is back! Tuesday March 12th at 7pm at @caveatnyc. 2 people, 45 minutes, 60-70 laughs. Minimum!!! Tickets here caveat.nyc/events/2-squar…
Austin! I’m doing a great improv workshop on March 1st at @ColdTowne theater from 12-3pm. Come have a nooner with me! (That’s what “nooner” means right? A mid day improv workshop?)
Come see this show!
2 Square 2morrow night!!!
Monologist swap out! Due to unforeseen circumstances, Merritt Wever is not available. But we have the incomparable Bess Kalb! Emmy nominated, she has a book being adapted into a feature film, and her new book Buffalo Fliffalo is an indie bestseller. RaaaatScraps.com/shows
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Excited to announce I’ve been paid $5,000,000 for my new comedy special, “They Won’t Let You Do Comedy Anymore” for a big streamer. It’s shot at an opera house that sits 5,000 cheering fans. My opening bit will be about me being silenced. The rest will be how much I hate my wife
No one said we could do it! Because no one said anything about it period! CORRECTIONS Episode 100: Week of Monday, April 8 youtu.be/LFu-xRkhDp0?si…
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Is this thing really that hot? Sound off in the comments! ✌🏾
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Tonight at UCB LA I was lucky enough to do my show for the legend @ToddGlass
you won't believe how many cops this will make Eric Adams hire
Apes are now patrolling New York in their final mission to take over the planet for ‘KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES’ In theaters on May 10.
There are asshats on both sides and a lot of “bad faith” actors seizing this moment for personal gain. If you care about peace, freedom and safety for all and want to weigh in, amplify the voices building bridges and calling for peace, not the ones sowing division and hate.
Brooklyn: Saturday at 5pm I'm telling an hour of jokes at @UnionHallNY in preparation for my upcoming comedy special taping! If you can't make it to see me record the special in June, come hear (basically) the jokes this weekend!!!
Oh look at this crew of “jokers!” Telling all the jokes they don’t trust ME with!!!eventbrite.com/e/dont-tell-se…
Oh my god, is that what he really thinks?
@petergrosz @MSNBC Research for that google doc pete!! Not because I’m a drooling news junky, no not at all!
I’m no longer sorry. This is actually the only good thing I’ve ever made.
Sorry I made this.
"The n-word! Do you know what the n-word is? It's-" *crowd yells* "No no no, it's the nuclear word."
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