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Carissa🦇 @carissaxx3

🤷🏻‍♀️ literally every thought that comes to mind. only a little sorry. Places Joined March 2009
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2 weeks ago

she did not.

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Carissa🦇 @carissaxx3

4 weeks ago

My new coworker just said but 11 11 is a lucky number and my first thought was lol no it’s not and then decided I probably shouldn’t trauma dump on her yet lol.

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Carissa🦇 @carissaxx3

2 months ago

So you’re telling me Wendy’s wants to do “dynamic” pricing… which includes needing to replace all their outside and inside menu boards cause I’ve literal never been to a Wendy’s with a digital menu board. Someone make that make sense

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Carissa🦇 @carissaxx3

2 months ago

My favorite part of work is they say don’t write down the door code on paper but the print the email it was sent out in to make sure everyone knows it changed.

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Carissa🦇 @carissaxx3

2 months ago

Do people really think people with medical degrees would be scheduling appointments for 15 dollars an hour?

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Carissa🦇 @carissaxx3

2 months ago

So… because I left the job my 401k was with… I’m being fined for not only paying the taxes already to roll it into a Roth IRA but now more for what reason?

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Carissa🦇 @carissaxx3

2 months ago

My favorite patients are the ones from New York that are in shock with how different healthcare is in Florida.

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Carissa🦇 @carissaxx3

3 months ago

Me: I’m gonna read a nice fluffy cute book and not be upset about how Iron Flame ended. Also me: picks a nice fluffy cute book that attacked me by chapter 5.

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Carissa🦇 @carissaxx3

3 months ago

I’m not sure why patients think I’m gonna have a new equipment at any office because they say their appointments important and they are in pain.

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Carissa🦇 @carissaxx3

4 months ago

Why do people in northern states pretend temperatures under 65 is beach weather when it comes to Florida talking about it being cold out at that point when 80% of the year is 85+ 100% humidity.

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Carissa🦇 @carissaxx3

5 months ago

Friendly reminder, you job is going to replace you if you die.

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Carissa🦇 @carissaxx3

5 months ago

Serious question for the men of the world, when you see my name why is Clarissa Explains It All the first thing you think of?

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Carissa🦇 @carissaxx3

5 months ago

lol. I forgot I had an FSA all year so now I have money to spend by the end of the year and apparently Mighty Patches are eligible.

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Carissa🦇 @carissaxx3

6 months ago

I hope if Taylor Swift was to wear all black outfits to announce Reputation TV that she wears them multiple shows in a row, and then goes back to the usual the show she announces it at. Since you know if she came out in black bodysuit it be kind of obvious.

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Carissa🦇 @carissaxx3

6 months ago

The whitest part of me is that I really want a pet raccoon 🦝

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Carissa🦇 @carissaxx3

6 months ago

A patient just asked if their appointment was an hour earlier next week since daylight saving is this weekend 🙃

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Carissa🦇 @carissaxx3

6 months ago

Me being responsible and scheduling a dentist appointment on my next half day just to have my boss tell me that she made them close scheduling the Saturday after Thanksgiving.

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Carissa🦇 @carissaxx3

6 months ago

So is working in an office the adult equivalent of school cause the IT guy is walking around dressed as Beetlejuice throwing little snakes at people.

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Carissa🦇 @carissaxx3

6 months ago

100% the worse part of living in Florida is trying to get shorts in October.

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Carissa🦇 @carissaxx3

7 months ago

Patients keep telling me it a beautiful day out and I have to keep myself from saying yes, I got to enjoy it from the cemetery during my lunch. 🙃

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