Mac @catmacall
Just your average dysfunctional human. Joined March 2016-
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@PelpyDawaba What?!? You’re so cool! Not one of those topics surprise me that they would come up in an interview for you and you would get the job!
@PelpyDawaba You were getting confused between German and English.
@AmesChevy Old people, food that doesn’t make me nauseous, and energized water (you are on the list also ♥️)
@PelpyDawaba @SonnyDaGinger you could get this for Jonah
The world lost an amazing man from this horrible pandemic nelsonmortuary.com/memorials/davi…
He’s a witch
My sister @catmacall said I was a “witch” because my major is botany and sent me this article
@quincieweight is pushing me to day drinking so that I don’t run for local office.
Wow what a feature. Thanks for the collab @eweight
I do not relax, I merely simmer in anxiety in different locations
@notchaseweight @PelpyDawaba I got tested yesterday ✌️
Danielle Burnside @DaniBside
19 Followers 39 Following
a dummy @AmesChevy
216 Followers 107 Following my stripper name is Bad Attitude Jan — she/her — stop asking if I’m dating Tanner he’s gay
Toward an Expansive M... @ExpansiveMormon
115 Followers 292 Following We seek to share theologically innovative, compassionate, critically informed, and expansive conceptions of the Restored Gospel of Jesus Christ.
Chloe @cweight5
15 Followers 11 Following
TdPanda @TdPanda2
1 Followers 47 Following
Eric Weight @eweight
248 Followers 306 Following Software Sales & Marketing guy focused on delivering & enabling superior Customer Experience. #1 job is keeping up with 5 awesome kids and an amazing wife.
Bethany Yorgason @BethanyYorgason
2 Followers 8 Following
CONNOR @ConnorT_9
123 Followers 301 Following Live everyday like a Baja Blast because it might be your Baja Last.
Brison Dodge @DodgeBrison
10 Followers 44 Following
Michelle Morris @MichelleKAllred
93 Followers 465 Following
tanny @homoloveual
262 Followers 373 Following recently converted to extroversion | cat dad to the most perfect angel | he/they 🏳️🌈
jcb @jaco_bel
253 Followers 1K Following “ea-adjacent.” data, measurement: llms, surveys, satellites, thfc. utah, london, dc
chase 🔜 vgc era @DaymanNightman
378 Followers 572 Following fighter of the nightman 🌈 | 32 | he/him | taken 👬 | 🍉 dm me your favorite pokemon
Tyler Byron @tylermbyron
10 Followers 19 Following
UDOT Traffic @UDOTTRAFFIC
83K Followers 149 Following This account is for traffic incident information distribution. Report issues via UDOT Click N Fix app. To report road debris, dial 911.
Taylor Nation @taylornation13
3.3M Followers 838 Following The Life of a Showgirl: The Encore out now! And, baby, that's sh0w business f0r y0u. ❤️🔥 Official TS Social Team
Gabrielle Blair @designmom
119K Followers 1K Following NYT best-selling author of Ejaculate Responsibly. American in France. Mother of 6. Opinions & Essays. @designmom on IG & Threads.
Eli McCann @EliMcCann
74K Followers 2K Following New dad. Lawyer/Writer/America’s Grandma. Humor columnist for @sltrib. Host of the Strangerville podcast. Humor essays here: https://t.co/vo8yEGv8HB
Danielle Burnside @DaniBside
19 Followers 39 Following
Stacey Harkey @StaceyHarkey
20K Followers 955 Following My dad once asked me if letting me play the trombone made me gay and honestly I don’t know (He/Him)
i praydalor my sodake... @almondtiddies
18K Followers 469 Following Maybe I was just a pervert الله أعلم
Eliza 🇵🇸 @elizardd
2K Followers 358 Following views are my own, but the 2006 Saturn Ion with its lights on is not
a dummy @AmesChevy
216 Followers 107 Following my stripper name is Bad Attitude Jan — she/her — stop asking if I’m dating Tanner he’s gay
Faith Matters @Faith_Matters_
1K Followers 63 Following Exploring an expansive view of the Restored Gospel
SparkNotes @SparkNotes
300K Followers 551 Following The Official Twitter for https://t.co/SVj69HbFFE
Chaz Gauchay @chazgauchay
3 Followers 10 Following
The Mayflower Bitch @MayflowerBitch
519 Followers 14 Following Just another pilgrim girl looking for a Jacob to her Leah ❤️
Senator Mike Jones @MikeJonesSez
2K Followers 530 Following King of the toilet paper rolls over here He/Him
Ian Laking @IHLaking
20K Followers 204 Following I write Fantasy stories & believe reality is best taken with a grain of salt. Click here for my free mystery novella: https://t.co/1yX7N3yuCR
Gail Walden @GailWalden6
140K Followers 153 Following I love my grandkids. Divorced. Knitting and gardening. I love wine. https://t.co/9LYn7rHKEw
Chloe @cweight5
15 Followers 11 Following
Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai
290K Followers 877 Following gay and overwhelmed. author of EVERYTHING IS AWFUL the book. come see me tell jokes on tour. he/him
palmer @decentbirthday
43K Followers 463 Following 2007 jefferson elementary school spelling bee champion
Modern Adult @adultproblem
58K Followers 1 Following Welcome to modern adulthood. Where 9-5 doesn’t exist anymore, and we dress casual and fashionable at work. DM tweet ideas for a chance to be featured.
CONNOR @ConnorT_9
123 Followers 301 Following Live everyday like a Baja Blast because it might be your Baja Last.
Brison Dodge @DodgeBrison
10 Followers 44 Following
jcb @jaco_bel
253 Followers 1K Following “ea-adjacent.” data, measurement: llms, surveys, satellites, thfc. utah, london, dc
tanny @homoloveual
262 Followers 373 Following recently converted to extroversion | cat dad to the most perfect angel | he/they 🏳️🌈
Eric Weight @eweight
248 Followers 306 Following Software Sales & Marketing guy focused on delivering & enabling superior Customer Experience. #1 job is keeping up with 5 awesome kids and an amazing wife.
Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio
288K Followers 310 Following WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE: community radio for a small desert town. Turn on your radio and hide. New episodes every 1st & 15th, plus live show tours & a novel.
chase 🔜 vgc era @DaymanNightman
378 Followers 572 Following fighter of the nightman 🌈 | 32 | he/him | taken 👬 | 🍉 dm me your favorite pokemon
YSA 188 RS @ysa188rs
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