Dylan @cellopods
Dylan Jacobus and friends making music and talking about diarrhea. cephalopods.bandcamp.com Denville, NJ Joined September 2014-
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@GhostAdventures @Discovery I wonder if “I’m choking my friend” was actually “I’m choking, my friend.” Since they said they loved you right before. Who knows!
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@ChrisGethard Finally watched Class Action Park! I was laughing my butt off in the first half, and crying my butt off in the second. What a wild ride 😳
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@ChrisGethard Chrisssssss I cried when you were talking about the car going through the cafe window scene, haha!
@ChrisGethard today’s caller was right— shrikes are brutal! They impale their prey on spikes like Dracula.
@ChrisGethard You inspired me to try doing standup for the first time tonight. It was fun! And SCARY!!
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One piece of chicken in my chicken soup. #ChristmasIsBullshit #SantaIsDead
Cephalopods And Their Allies - a force to be partied with.
Coffee, cigarettes, Pepsi, coffee, 2am Quick Chek sub, one more coffee. #MusicianDiet
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