mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs

i sling drinks and sometimes im funny *drops mic* Maine, USA Joined November 2014

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mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs

7 months ago

Yes Dave, going on my 9th season working in OOB I can confirm we are overrun with French Canadians. We also have some pizza for you to rate down there too 🍕

Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente

7 months ago

Yes Dave, going on my 9th season working in OOB I can confirm we are overrun with French Canadians. We also have some pizza for you to rate down there too 🍕

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mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs

9 months ago

update: i did not get married in these shoes but i DID wear them to @diolo at my bach in vegas and absolutely sliced my feet up hunny !

mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs

6 years ago

update: i did not get married in these shoes but i DID wear them to @diolo at my bach in vegas and absolutely sliced my feet up hunny !

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mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs

9 months ago

Can we run it back to twitter now

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mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs

9 months ago

Begginnggggg @luigiedm7 to id this track for me 😭 may 31, 2024 @diplo played a remix of I like the way you kiss me by Artemas and it’s haunting me Love u brother 🙏🏻 Also diplo is my dad!!

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mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs

2 years ago

hello @TheChainsmokers it’s me again we will see you at xs on june 1 we can’t wait xo

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mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs

2 years ago

i solely came back to this app to tell @TheChainsmokers everyday that i am coming from ME to Vegas for my bach *entirely* to see them on 06/01 in hopes that they notice me hehe

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mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs

2 years ago

remember when twitter was just an egg

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my parents have been happily married for 30 years + from what I’ve gathered, they owe it to: 1) having separate bathrooms 2) being each other’s biggest fans 3) when my mom was sad that my dad wasn’t typing “ok” with a heart emoji he started adding them

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mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs

2 years ago

literally the fact that they even think a woman would masturbate with a dirty PEN tells me everything id need to know about whoever wrote this 😂☠️🤡

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Rebeca Contradicciones 😐 @RebecaContrad

2 years ago

@ax_angelo And it's so funny that men really believe that most of women love to introduce stuff in their vagina for masturbating, it only proves that men know nothing about women's pleasure, and I mean, there's nothing wrong with not knowing, the problem comes when they pretend they do.

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Rebeca Contradicciones 😐 @RebecaContrad

2 years ago

@ax_angelo Just reading this line "I'm gonna put it inside me tonight" you can realize that all that stuff is not something a woman would say, it is just what men imagine women say basically because men never listen women, they just want them to fit in their fake perception of the world.+

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mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs

2 years ago

i am literally cryin in tha club 😭😭

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mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs

2 years ago

i definitely DO NOT remember changing my handle to mantis toboggan md hahahaha what 😂😂 this must have happened before i quit the jazz cabbage or when I was crazy gorl drinking wine every night lol

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mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs

2 years ago

i love hair extensions

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mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs

2 years ago

i love lululemon

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mantis toboggan, MD @ceoofcrocs

2 years ago

well considering my wedding (that i’m still not engaged for) is in like a year i should prob figure out how to convince @TheChainsmokers to show up and full send to maine 🧐