Michael D. Chain @chain_michael
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The Battle of Alabama Docks
The Battle of Alabama Docks
Children dressed as Secret Service agents keep watch as U.S. President Joe Biden speaks at a "Take Your Child to Work Day" event at the White House in Washington. Photo by Kevin Lamarque
Magic, when done right, is funny.
When the Doggy Daycare calls.. 😅
Investors getting ready before the market open
Cult leader Charles Manson when asked "who are you?"
10/10 for the wee man at the end 😂😂
ALL OF THIS!!
Liz Truss implemented the GOP's whole economic plan and collapsed her economy within a month. I feel like this should be a bigger deal in the Midterms...
The Roomba vacuum cleaner just beat me to a piece of popcorn I dropped on the floor and this is how the war against the machines begins.
Wow. Mark Kelly just masterfully dropped the hammer on Blake Masters.

Militant Centrist @EWCiolko
9K Followers 10K Following Attorney. Researcher. Mediator. Writer. Journalist. Flailing father of four. Philly “four for four” sports fan-a-tic.
PAUL ALIEN 9💎🔞�... @PhilipL47837986
80K Followers 53K Following 💎🔞🔞🔞Having A Laugh And Joke With You Guys, Thanks For Following,🫶Appreciated More Than You Know ✌️Life Is Too Short So Enjoy Every Day 🌎🌍🌏❤️🛸🛸🛸🛸🍻
JOYDEEP @DEEPJOY999
2K Followers 5K Following Hotel and Hospitality Consultant. Avid lover of "good" music and "great" cinema
Ramos.H @ramos_h147
47 Followers 259 Following
Corgi Club USA @corgi_club_usa
2K Followers 4K Following welcome to #corgi club usa we share daily corgi related content Corgi Club USA follow us if you love#corgi
B̴o̴r̴i̴s̴ Trump @BorisTrump6
18K Followers 20K Following Radical Centrist. Still fighting Brexit and waiting to see Trump in jail. Boris is gone!
Eric List @Eric82627188
1K Followers 3K Following Wait, what? It would be swell if you didn't send any DMs. Really, don't...
🅜🅐🅡🅚 "�... @markwhenry
1K Followers 3K Following Liberal, progressive, father, husband, LGBTQ 🏳️🌈 ally. SW architect, CGI & visualization expert, @stephmillershow fan, Sci-Fi addict, HR84, Jerzy-boy #Skol
Brown Eyed Susan @smc429
209K Followers 110K Following Trump=Epstein Republicans protect pedophiles She/Her Women's Rights Are Human Rights No Human Is Illegal 4/20 Good trouble I didn't pay for the blue check mark
Charlie Marlow @rob4571
1K Followers 5K Following Yankees #RepBx, NY Rangers, KC Chiefs, Arsenal. #HeForShe. #BlackLivesMatter. Democrat. Pro Decency. Slow reader of great books.
KnoWhatI'mSayin'? @kev_dawg_
12K Followers 11K Following One day I’ll write a bio that doesn’t give clues on how old I am. Anyway, I’ve been a big fan of the original Star Wars ever since I saw it at the theaters.
James Tjomsland @OldNorwegian52
7K Followers 8K Following Elmo has frozen my account for over a year. I think it is time to shut off "X".
Catfish Gravy @CatfishGravy
778 Followers 3K Following Husband, father of two boys, avid outdoorsman, progressive and IT security analyst. #resist
BYEBIRD 🐦 @cann575
3K Followers 3K Following WOKE/wök/ informal • US (adj.) A state of awareness achieved by intellectually sensitive individuals. Antonyms: ignorant, simple, unreasonable, illogical… POS.
Karl-Heinz Stengel @Karl_Stengel
6K Followers 7K Following Reclusive homunculus; 💙 Beatles, books, cinema, comics, dogs, fantasy, history, horror, humor, justice & sci fi—Don’t know what happens after death.
PeterBMeme @PeterBMeme
8K Followers 9K Following Meme Nerd Fighting Isms - Trumpism, Fascism, Religioism & Communism. Same name on the on X alternative
Christopher, Esq. �... @ChrisAlbertoLaw
21K Followers 13K Following Former federal prosecutor. Directed a team that caught white-collar bad guys, seized millions & returned it to victims. Working to protect our Constitution.
David @ahzoov
12K Followers 12K Following Nobody, really . . . just a human being. #NamVet Do not expect dimsipitus fluffprattle. @ahzoov on Bluesky
MAYSTYR PICKS @MaystyrP
164 Followers 4K Following
Terri Marla Ingram�... @TMI070857
2K Followers 4K Following Loving retirement, free spirit #DemCastKy #BBN #Resist #BuildBackBetter
Drop the Ball Podcast @DroptheBallpc
73 Followers 130 Following Drop the Ball is a sports podcast about ALL things Royals, Chiefs, and more! Episodes upload on Wednesdays!! Tweets by @wilks_jax and @matt9499
BLACKJACK🇺🇸 @Shamele72777451
3K Followers 2K Following Abrasive, irreverent, Politics. It’s midnight and I miss you...Preachers son, Black Sheep, George Carlin😊 idiots don’t know what they are doing, assholes do
Philly Marie☘ @HaggertyPhyllis
1K Followers 2K Following NYer until Jan'20. I still want to believe good people outweigh bad. #Resist #GoodTrouble #BLM #SEIU775 #UnionStong I vet and follow. NO DMs, NO LISTS
Joni.loves.ChaChaChiw... @RorieGersch
211 Followers 544 Following Taking me a long time but I'm getting there....
Stu Paul @StuPaulPXP
171 Followers 189 Following Native New Yorker. Veteran Sportscaster handling radio play-by-play in baseball, basketball, football and hockey! PBP man for @missionsmilb & @SFAWBB.
Mictus @mictusstone
2K Followers 4K Following Forever young Renaissance man, husband, father of 4, & grandfather of 4 who believes in God, the Catholic Church, Country, and Family. #ridinwithbiden 🇺🇸🇨🇦
Jerry Lock @jlock17
8K Followers 8K Following She said I was the tiger she wanted to tame. Now I live in a zoo.
💜Sammie💜 @TheFemaleJoker0
2K Followers 3K Following Is it me or is it getting crazier out there?🤡 Memes and funny shit. 31 UK 🇬🇧 Waiting it out for the apocalypse. ✌️✨️👽☮️🛸
Jeff Kallman @KallmanJeff
870 Followers 612 Following Editor/writer, musician, dad. @IBWAA "Here's the Pitch" co-editor. @SABR. Stand w/Israel, Ukraine. NO MAGA/porn/scams/crypto/ conspiracies, I block post haste.
Bob Golen @BobGolen
43K Followers 26K Following Hey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know).
David F Arena @darena28
2K Followers 2K Following Favorite things in my life: Michelle, my kids, MLK, FDR Bill of Rights, Radio Clash, War All Day Music, Southside Johnny, UConn, Whalers, G-MEN, 420 Good Life
Angelica @Angelic60800398
66 Followers 2K Following 😇⛄️ I'm Аngelicа!❕ Hеrе is my рrofile and my nude picture!)) Vоte foг me, рlеаse:❗️ https://t.co/9RGDIPq5cx
Robert Sheeran @Rob42021939
10K Followers 10K Following I am HAPPILY MARRIED!💍💑 I LOVE MY WIFE (pictured)☝️ #Harris2024 🌊 🇺🇸U.S. Army Combat Vet💜 🇺🇸7th Inf. Div. Delta Company 4/21 Inf. 🇺🇸Cancer Survivor
Covie @covie_93
152K Followers 44K Following "Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again" - Nelson Mandela Threads: covie_93 #FBR
🅲🅰🆃🅷🅴�... @cathycola513
10K Followers 10K Following Music's my painkiller🎶 Journaling's my therapy📝 The beach🌊✈️📘🐶🍕🍺 Beanies&Hoodies🤘🏻Optimism&Kindness🙏🏻 Inked👊🏻 Work in progress🛠 NOH8✌🏻Gen❎ #MeToo
langboy sanneh @langboy_sanneh
12 Followers 68 Following Hello there, I’m Lamin an I’m age of 25, I’m looking for good an honest friendship an many more because no one knows what tomorrow may bring in the future ..
SFrank @sfranklin1926
3K Followers 4K Following Love Political Satire & Politics . & Love March Madness, ....
KPMoore @KPMoore8
25K Followers 20K Following USAF Vet. Cancer survivor. NYer for life. DMs welcomed. Humor is good. VOTE BLUE! 🗳 #RESIST #VEEVSTERS CORNER
RacingPicks @RacingPicks
5K Followers 4K Following Horseracing betting odds comparison. 21+. Win, Place, Show. #BeatTheOdds👊
Ebrima @Ebrima10469351
196 Followers 4K Following
Sean O'Neill @SeanOhhhh
18K Followers 14K Following I’m gonna tell you how it’s gonna be You’re gonna give your love to me
Murphy slaw @Murphy_slaw2020
830 Followers 841 Following Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Political/Science Jun... @BillyKromer
2K Followers 4K Following army vet🌊🌊🌊 LIBERAL 🤘#resister #BLM #Prochoice #Bluecrew #FBR ✌ #fightracism #fightfacism #equality #science #climateaction #jan6justice
Kim (Chain) Wobken @Kim_Chain86
24 Followers 261 Following Singer & Sports Fan, KC Born & Raised, Chiefs, Royals, KSU Wildcats, Mom of 2
Rex Huppke @RexHuppke
86K Followers 1K Following (VERY SERIOUS) @USATODAY humor(ish) columnist. Hypocrisy enthusiast. WOKE MOB, CO-FOUNDER. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE (2017 to present).
Ukraine-Russia War Up... @russoukraine
56K Followers 21 Following Bringing you the latest from the Russia-Ukraine conflict #Russia #Ukraine #RussiaUkraineConflict
Woman 0f Wonder @WonderW87800751
52K Followers 4K Following A little bit of this and a little bit of that. Content not my own unless stated otherwise. Parental guidance is suggested.
Cockfight, 501c3 non-... @CockfightUSA
955 Followers 474 Following We empower the next generation of parents & medical professionals to safeguard America's next generation of boys from genital mutilation. #seriousfun 🐓 💪 🇺🇸
Charlie Sykes @SykesCharlie
345K Followers 7K Following Author, Substack newsletter “To the Contrary.” Dog owner, grandfather. MSNBC. Still Never Trump. https://t.co/W264eBcve2
Zaza Goblin @ZazaG0blin
27K Followers 1K Following
Militant Centrist @EWCiolko
9K Followers 10K Following Attorney. Researcher. Mediator. Writer. Journalist. Flailing father of four. Philly “four for four” sports fan-a-tic.
Buitengebieden @buitengebieden
2.9M Followers 76 Following The official positive side of 𝕏. I’m Sander from the Netherlands. All copyrights belong to their respective owners! DM for credits/removal/submission!
Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote
714K Followers 13K Following I have the same handle everywhere. Subscribe to my FREE newsletter: https://t.co/QZeOoeMenI
Viola @viola9papen
2K Followers 3K Following
Fiona’s Videos 🎬 @fiona_videos
20K Followers 232 Following Sweet. Funny. Educational. Don’t be shy - gimme a follow, or I’ll come at night and scare you! ✨
PAUL ALIEN 9💎🔞�... @PhilipL47837986
80K Followers 53K Following 💎🔞🔞🔞Having A Laugh And Joke With You Guys, Thanks For Following,🫶Appreciated More Than You Know ✌️Life Is Too Short So Enjoy Every Day 🌎🌍🌏❤️🛸🛸🛸🛸🍻
No Lie with Brian Tyl... @NoLieWithBTC
430K Followers 575 Following Podcast covering the top stories & interviews with the biggest names in politics. Hosted by @briantylercohen
JOYDEEP @DEEPJOY999
2K Followers 5K Following Hotel and Hospitality Consultant. Avid lover of "good" music and "great" cinema
who cares @DianaG2772
15K Followers 2K Following just 3 raccoons in a trench coat. https://t.co/RYa8eww2It
jamie @gnuman1979
89K Followers 57K Following Join me for my silly take on life, love and morons. It won't be boring. Maybe a little boring, but it don't cost nothin. I'm a little nutz.
Court TV @CourtTV
159K Followers 82 Following Your Front Row Seat to Justice ⚖️ | LIVE Gavel-to-Gavel Trials | In-depth Legal Reporting | Expert Analysis Watch LIVE: https://t.co/m6GwZ5ALuA
Farm To Fame @FarmToFame_
28K Followers 518 Following Covering MLB prospects and rookies @JomboyMedia
vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard
1.3M Followers 3K Following video archive, memes, music, anime and anything I like. checkout my music ⬇️ | DM for business @rainbetcom
Jared Koller @JaredKollerKC
4K Followers 369 Following @TwoCirclesMade Producer, based in my hometown of Kansas City | Former Sports Anchor at @KCTV5 in KC, stops in Lincoln/CoMo | Fan of chocolate chip cookies
Green The Atheist @GreenTheAtheist
9K Followers 18 Following Hi, all my infidel, irreligious, godless, faithless, heretic, disbeliever, atheist comrades... Welcome to my page, enjoy it! All Atheists let's Unite...
NanInKansas🌻 ☮�... @NanInKansas
6K Followers 7K Following #Kamala2024 #ChiefsKingdom #Royals #RockChalk #MedicareForAll #NurseRatched ||| ETSY shop: https://t.co/d2Ykvr4kWH |||
Ramos.H @ramos_h147
47 Followers 259 Following
Julia Sun ☀️ @juliasun_onair
27K Followers 6K Following TV Host & Cali gal chillin' in NYC🤗📺👗🎤💫🌺😂Past lives: engineer, founder, ibanker, playwright & model. Aspiring next life: Olympic athlete🇺🇸#AlmostGold🥇
Fat Panda 🇮🇪�... @fatpanda72
165 Followers 1K Following
Ancient Origins @ancientorigins
326K Followers 89 Following We explore our origins, believing many mysteries, anomalies, and artifacts remain undiscovered and unexplained.
rgpoulussen.bsky.soci... @rgpoulussen
60K Followers 19 Following 🇳🇱 Used to keep the memory of #WW2 alive *here* by means of #OTDs. Now do that on B l u e S k y, same handle. 😉
Defense of Ukraine @DefenceU
2.2M Followers 76 Following Official page of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine 🇺🇦 Minister: @Denys_Shmyhal
Fred Schultz @FredSchultz35
151K Followers 517 Following Posting videos that hopefully bring a smile or laugh. Laughing is something everyone can do more of these days.
New Heights @newheightshow
533K Followers 113 Following Next level access to life in the NFL with @jasonkelce & @tkelce. From @wonderymedia. New episodes on Wednesdays
Historic Vids @historyinmemes
5.7M Followers 355 Following Daily history lessons. Education through memes!
Macer Gifford @macergifford
147K Followers 3K Following British veteran of the Ukrainian Army 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 Channeling the spirit of Orwell. MSc Security & Diplomacy
jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1
144K Followers 124 Following Pop culture moron, circus performer, actor, author of 2 best selling books, Weekly TV. show on Travel Channel "The Jim Rose Twisted Tour". 🚫PLEASE NO DMs🚫
cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers
2.1M Followers 310 Following Good cats being workers • Unionized • Merch: https://t.co/eB4eSBdbRP
Archaeo - Histories @archeohistories
558K Followers 21 Following History is an unending dialogue between present and the past, that's why few pages of history give more insight than all the metaphysical volumes. (24)
Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunt
270K Followers 4K Following I hunt fake history and correct it, but also post amazing real history stuff. Rude, obscene, vulgar, racist people who can't act like grown-ups get blocked.
Paul Leigh-Some Rasca... @Pleightx
26K Followers 6K Following Independent humorist. Making people laugh by any memes possible. Chris Hayes nicknamed me Rascal. Support me: https://t.co/LHOU4nBqvr & https://t.co/wOyFXe9w7K
Fascinating @fasc1nate
3.4M Followers 2K Following Posting interesting science, gadgets, history, art, and more. Subscribe for in-depth posts. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.
Rocky the Corgi @Rockyscrazylife
7K Followers 4K Following follow us IG for more photos and videos. @rockythecanadiancorgi
B̴o̴r̴i̴s̴ Trump @BorisTrump6
18K Followers 20K Following Radical Centrist. Still fighting Brexit and waiting to see Trump in jail. Boris is gone!
BlueSauron👁️ @Blue_Sauron
204K Followers 123 Following Provide coverage on the military side of a conflict, currently focusing on || #Ukraine #Donbas ||
Acyn @Acyn
675K Followers 6K Following Senior Digital Editor for https://t.co/ok280opPL9 Clips made with @SnapStream Internet Hooligan…
Eric List @Eric82627188
1K Followers 3K Following Wait, what? It would be swell if you didn't send any DMs. Really, don't...