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Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. Joined February 2016-
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"sleeping is nice because it's like being dead without hurting my family"
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Beautiful: Cobra Honors The Troops vine.co/v/5djMxmMMwq9
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Rainbows are centered on the shadow of your head, have a radius of 42°, & are circles if droplets fill circumference defined by that radius
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This Small Town Has A Dog For A Mayor And It’s Corrupt As Fuck bit.ly/2e6vD8U
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I rarely eat peas and don't particularly like their taste, but wow, I dang as heck respect them.
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HA-CHA-CHA-CHA! HA-CHA-CHA-CHA! CHA-DITTY CHA-DITTY-CHA!
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This election is exhausting and embarrassing. I feel like I’m at the last day of a family reunion.
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I WAS TRYNNA VIDEO A RACCOON AND IT JUST PICKED UP MY PHONE AND TOOK OFF
Got on Amazon to compare prices on some boots and now I have 8 Bluetooth speakers and a grappling hook that should be here by Monday.
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Badass Surgeon Puts On Fingerless Latex Gloves Before Operating trib.al/9FMw1K1
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A terrifying haunted house for dads! 👻
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