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🌲Jeffrey Spaide did nothing wrong🌲 (281) 330-8004 Stuck in a moor somewhere Joined February 2021-
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What Your Watch Says About You 1. Rolex: Bought it with his first bonus to stop the bullying. 2. Two-tone Datejust: Gullible enough to believe it when the AD said he'd move him up the list for a real watch. 3. Cartier: It was a gift from a girlfriend who won't let him attend bachelor parties. 4. Richard Mille: Still goes clubbing after 40, and wears it every day except when he's being deposed for fraud. 5. TAG Heuer: Got it for his 18th birthday and then never amounted to anything. 6. Patek Philippe: Judges you if you don't recognize it, and makes sure you notice. 7. F.P. Journe: Threatened to leave California until the board invented a new class of stock. 8. Tudor: Drives a Toyota but says, "it's basically a Lexus." 9. Audemars Piguet: Uses Instagram like a chick, and still tells Vegas stories. 10. Vacheron Constantin: Has two Rolexes at home, and no regard for your opinion about anything. 11. Hublot: Owns a chain of car washes but says he's in private equity. 12. Jaeger-LeCoultre: Thinks he's James Bond but is watching porn alone at 2 a.m. 13. Omega: His dentist lives a more interesting life. 14. IWC: Never gets promoted, and his wife cheats on him. 15. Panerai: The action-hero watch for guys who brag about cheating on their wives. 16. Breitling: Regional sales, medical devices. He flew on a Cessna once and still talks about it. 17. Apple Watch: Hits on girls by talking about Padel and his biomarkers. 18. Grand Seiko: Doesn't get invited to parties. 19. Whoop: Hasn't worn a watch since the Series A. 20. No watch: When he controls time, he decides what time it is. Or he's just poor. 21. Two watches at once: So he'll know what time to get out of the next FTX.
Ceedee falling on his face and giving up a pick
I used to think I liked college football because of 14 hours of watching college football but I think I like college football because of 14 hours of watching college football twitter
@Hired_Sellout The average person can’t do anything with more information besides take it to a mechanic
While we were freaking out about next year's 24-team playoff being full of "flawed teams that should have no business competing for a national championship", did we consider this year's 12-team playoff might have a bunch of those too?
Scott Bessent already has a job
BYU/Big XII media is on a tear today they really hate the catholics huh
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Accidentally hearted a text instead of thumbs up and they saw, so if you need me I’ll be watching makeup tutorials
The boomers are out here watching AI shot for shot medieval remakes of John Wick on youtube. The boomers are not okay.
Dudes will be 28 like “I don’t have instagram I’m 28” okay so why did you delete it, or were you weird in high school
So are 13.7, 14.5, and 16” barrels pure cope now?
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Shane Gillis is Yellowstone for draft kings Americans
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Gary Schaefer @yonekeh3040
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