Cheratra (the real/fake Clssyvoo) *PARODY ACCOUNT* @cheratra

For example, if you tweet a pic of your face, be sure to mention your eyes (over &over). Get really specific. Ask if they see the (miniscule) colors (unseen w/o a microscope). Show yet another pic of how the sun (didn't) changes them. Always overstate things. #hyperbole #GoOn&On

OH yes, one last but most important thing about tweeting for maximum attention: ALWAYS have the last word (or tweet lol) Then, reply to urself many X to expand on your expert opinion. People LOVE 2 read trivial, boring, specific info about myself. Make sure to overexplain it all!

See, the key to my life is to always use the most dramatic, drastic, and deadly words possible. I'm never just "tired". I'm EXHAUSTED. Something is never simply "disappointing". It's SOUL KILLING. Does that make sense? That way, you win! #dramaqueen #overdramatic #DramaTwitter

Another big fave of mine is responding to others' tweets with links to my blog. Everyone knows this is poor Twitter etiquette but I don't care! #makingfriendswhateverItweet #mememe #twitteretiquette #IdoWhatIWant

When someone on Twitter tweets their pic of family, instead of commenting on it/letting the tweet be about THEM, I like to respond with a pic of MY family. Out of the many responses to his tweet, *I* am the only one who had the courage to one-up him! #rude #Narcissist #allaboutme

PUTA meaning: feminine noun An offensive word or phrase used to degrade a person or group of people based on race, gender, sexual preference, etc. (e.g. ghetto) Nice, huh? #SpreadTheWord #SpanishTwitter #LatinAmerica

It's even more disgusting because she claims she is: Bisexual Native/American Indian A SJW Everyone should unfollow her. Wonder if her 'friends' are aware of what a hypocritical, horrible person she is? #cancelled #truecolors #RacismIsAVirus #SpanishTwitter

PUTA meaning: feminine noun An offensive word or phrase used to degrade a person or group of people based on race, gender, sexual preference, etc. (e.g. ghetto). My 'friend' is a racist, homophobic bigot. She is using the slur "Puta" in her twitter profile. #gtfoh #racism #FU

@keatsie777 @SourPatches2077 MY kids have never done this. Obviously, I'm a better parent than you are. And my stepkids are better than yours. I just had to tweet and tell you this. Even tho it's a barely concealed humblebrag about my parenting. #bragging #betterthanyou #stepmom #perfectkids

Caught my laundress using an entire OUNCE of fabric softener today. What is she thinking?? It so completely destroys me. I step back a bit or I'll lose my mind. #goodhelpishardtofind #Imdestroyed #notanexaggertion #worsethanitevensounds #BrutalMonday

When you're as cool as I am, people will stalk you. They're just jellus of my awesome life, looking like I'm 80 yrs old with the totally sexy morbidly obese bod. Who wouldn't want my exciting, glamorous life? I'm ignoring it, hoping it'll stop. I'm so important! I have a troll!

What do you chickadees think? Is it time to post yet another oh-so-dramatic avatar?? I've got a few to choose from.... 1. b/w one is TRES dramatique, n'est pas? 2. OMG I ALMOST DIED from routine gallstones (LOL) 3. my JEWFRO (It's NOT racist because JEWISH. I'm allowed 2say it)

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Cons of Narcissism: can't take criticism - friendless as u r all beneath Us #idiots or enemies - reality can hit HARD - dramaqueening isn't popular (huh imagine that) - 24/7 THIRSTY - no one appreciates our greatness The pros weigh more than the cons Ha! #narcissist #proudofit

The Pros of Narcissism: a grossly inflated self-image - the world revolves around Us - we are wiser, better at everything & better looking. - our problems are worse than yours &our triumphs are greater than yours - everything (& everyone) is beneath Us - love attention Part 1/2

journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/13… I'd NEVER use my Victimhood to my advantage! Never mind the fact that if I didn't HAVE such a brutal past, I'd be*GASP* NORMAL. VICTIM is my ENTIRE identity. Well, that and being COMPLETELY disabled. Still, this journal doesn't include me because JEWISH.

I'm not surprised because NARCISSIST but my views and impressions on Twitter analytics are YUGE! It's about time I got the recognition I deserve! Of course every tweet of mine is important & life-changing but it's nice to see it in black & white! #CongratsMe #Validated #Deserving

Sooo.....back to me! What (hideous, cheap, crappy) "pretty" should I wear after all this unpleasantness is over? Looking fly and on fleek is most important to me. Screw all the death, disease and "ugly" news. Soon, we can forget allll about it. None of it has affected me, anyway.

Which one should I wear first when Covid is over? (I tweet this with a straight face. No matter that my province is being DESTROYED by Covid, that others cannot work = homeless, suicide rates d/t DV are up. This is ALL ABOUT ME. Look at my useless collection *I* can afford!) #ME

Me, 24/7/365 #bitter #angry I've endured SO much injustice, lived through SO MUCH excruciating pain - and NO ONE CARES. I am a contemptuous cynic, distrustful of human nature and motives. For I have survived more than ANY one human should have to. #Salty youtube.com/watch?v=3KquFZ…

Should I call police?? My 'friend' just told me this: "I FEEL TO CLOSE to LOSING CONTROL and it scares me. I'm hurt and furious, but I don't want to ever turn VIOLENT until there's NO OTHER CHOICE TO KEEP SOMEONE ALIVE. This numb FEELS TOO CLOSE TO VIOLENCE for me" #confession