Chris Blum @chrisadperform

Joined August 2014

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Chris Blum @chrisadperform

3 days ago

Police and ambulance sirens are a blight on London life...Not to mention the dangerous speeds these vehicles do. I'd wager £100 that over 50% of the 'emergencies' are trivial...Or there is already another team already attending Enough!

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Chris Blum @chrisadperform

a week ago

Who really has the balls to tell Trump that he is a fucking halfwit?

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Chris Blum @chrisadperform

4 weeks ago

Is it possible to live a reasonable life without a mobile phone in 2025?

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Chris Blum @chrisadperform

2 months ago

Guess where I am for my holidays!

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2 months ago

I had the misfortune to stay at a migrant hotel once Located in Benidorm it housed the most unattractive Brits I've ever come across

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Chris Blum @chrisadperform

3 months ago

Telephone exchanges... They're so mid 20th century What the hell goes on in them today?

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3 months ago

I don't want to be mean, but the BBC reckons Radacanu played well this evening Er...no she didn't She lost in two sets

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3 months ago

Strange how many people seem to be happy to use Ozempic for weight loss which seems to me to be much for dangerous to your health than the Covid jab.

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Chris Blum @chrisadperform

3 months ago

So shocked to hear the sad news about Diogo Jota Just a wonderful guy with the best attitude Thank you Diogo for the beautiful memories xxx

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Chris Blum @chrisadperform

3 months ago

If Glastonbury is taking a break in 2026, can we also cancel Christmas 2026? It would be sheer bliss for millions of us

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Chris Blum @chrisadperform

3 months ago

I have two holidays every year. The first during Glastonbury and the second over Christmas. Both tiresome festivals that apparently we all have to join in with. Sorry but I hate them both and I make sure I'm as far away as possible for both.

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Chris Blum @chrisadperform

3 months ago

I'm fed up with adding a question mark on to every frigging text I send Where are you Does not need a bloody question mark... Does it?

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Chris Blum @chrisadperform

3 months ago

These days I make sure I'm out of the UK for Glastonbury and Christmas Call me a Grinch, but I can't stand either!

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Chris Blum @chrisadperform

3 months ago

Jesus, I'm so bloody bored of Glastonbury news...And it hasn't even started yet! The annual build-up is worse than Christmas

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Chris Blum @chrisadperform

4 months ago

Silly question, but can we have the England Under 21 England team as the real England team?

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Chris Blum @chrisadperform

4 months ago

Don't you just hate the "Maybe Later" option Its a "NO" NEVER Boils my piss to be honest

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Chris Blum @chrisadperform

5 months ago

'We're like co-workers in a nuclear facility. We sit in the same room looking at different screens' Steve Carell's character in the new Netflix show 'The Four Seasons' Rather a good line I thought

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Chris Blum @chrisadperform

5 months ago

Is an American hike just an upgraded British walk?

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5 months ago

What's with that 'maybe later' option you get faced with these days? Boils my piss

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Chris Blum @chrisadperform

5 months ago

I watch lots of videos of the Police smashing down the doors of drug dealers in dawn raids. No doubt the footage is meant to show how tough the authorities are getting on drugs. I suspect that within an hour or two most are bailed and few go to jail. Good PR though