ᥴꪶ꠸ꪀꪻ @clintonymous

Your dreams aren't real, but you still feel something when you wake up. instagram.com/clintonymous $Texas Joined October 2009

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2 years ago

"Better" from Kimberly Akimbo: *plays* The Tonys:

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3 years ago

The cancer probably thinks it's helping.

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3 years ago

Why are ethics questions always like: "is it ethical to steal bread to feed your starving family?" And not: "is it ethical to hoard bread when families are starving?"

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3 years ago

WHEREIS MY PHONE HOWM I SUPPOSED TO SHIT WITHOUT MY PHONE

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3 years ago

The housing market be like

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3 years ago

Be careful when scratching an itch 😏🕶 😎 You might open a wound 😎👉👉 🎸🛴💥

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3 years ago

I got bad news, lady

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3 years ago

It really was so good. So much love. So much gratitude. #2022 #themostyearever instagram.com/p/Cm2GdVePZIu/…

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3 years ago

Happy 3 years married, you beautiful cinnamon roll #teamcutestaysmarried @ Lost Oak Winery instagram.com/p/Ck4jHQZMUlM/…

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Sabrina @NerdyAndQuirky

3 years ago

billionares are so weird. what are you saving up for? hell?

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3 years ago

It's too late for Ghoul Grumps but I really think @egoraptor would like Inscryption. It's a card game inside an escape room. Might make for some excellent @GameGrumps content 😙🤌

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3 years ago

Artoberfest, Part 1 (sponsored by @thegrand1894operahouse) @ Galveston, Texas instagram.com/p/Cjx6yKXuGBL/…

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Today is officially the day that Joe Biden signs the Inflation Reduction Act and I would like to make the case that it is a bigger deal than anything else that happened today, or this month, and possibly this year.