Claire Malton @clrm92
She/Her. Just trying to get through the day without twisting my ankle. Library person. Much books, will read. Joined September 2020-
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I think my days on this app are numbered. It’s becoming a bit of a stinky cesspit.
I would rather chop 700 onions than scoop out the innards of one butternut squash, I hate it in there
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever ticked 5 things off your to-do list in one afternoon?🤤🤤🤤
Finished this book this morning and cannot stop thinking about it.
Getting spicy in your thirties: he builds me a flat-packed bedside table while I watch
If you opened up my brain and listened closely, this is what you would hear, it’s about all I can muster at this point
Do not start your day until you have watched every last second of this
Have to agree, I could watch this over and over and over
There is only one male celeb samba of history. Nobody has ever outdone this routine. #strictly
@IbelieveInCoyot Robbie’s just come on the Jukebox so we’re set 😎
My intended Dry November is absolutely sopping at this point
@IbelieveInCoyot Joining you at last, cheers!
@IbelieveInCoyot Nice, what we on, Tom? If that’s the Bank House, me and Joe were sitting at that exact table last night 😂great for people watching
Be nice to me, I know what you reserve in the library 👀
I’m gonna burrow and hide underground, like a bear, for several months, and I don’t want to talk to anyone. You may only disturb me if you have an excellent snack and the only words you may utter to me are ‘here is an excellent snack’.
Lesson for life: don’t film the fireworks. I promise you, you will never watch that video again.
Imagine if everyone was quiet and left me alone so I could read my book
Got most of a bag of Spooky Lollies left. Result.
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